
And Christopher McDonald, of course! So sorry to not include you in the title, Christopher McDonald, as you too are clearly going bananas over Olivia Wilde’s engagement ring while at this basketball game. I’d also like to extend my apologies to Ben Stiller and his wife Christine Taylor who, although they were also in attendance and presumably going banans over Olivia Wilde’s engagement ring, are not included in this image due to being seated on the other side of Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. Also I’d like to apologize to the ring itself, which is not clearly presented in the image and stupid huge. Now that I’ve completed the apology portion of the post, WHY DON’T YOU CAPTION THE IMAGE?
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, and their very own engagement to Jason Sudeikis. (Image via Buzzfeed.) (Second thing is a lie.)
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“Big!”
he said extremely loud and incredibly close to the ring
Come on! They’re not even watching the game!
Tom Hanks now starring in The De Beers Code.
I’m way too distracted on how much he looks like Jim from The Office to caption. (In fact, I’m still eyeing the pic suspiciously)
Poor John Krasinski. Even after directing a movie, co-starring in a few bad ones, being married to hottie Emily Blunt, he’s STILL “Jim from the Office”.
C’mon NiktheDuck. Have you no respect?
I know, I know… I actually thought about that while typing. But my first thought was “Jim!” so I went with my gut.
I said to myself, how can Olivia Wilde be engaged to John Krasinski?
I know there’s probably a ring in that picture and a bunch of people making a fuss over it, but seriously, the only thing I see is SHOOTER MCGAVIN being his usual awesome self.
I don’t know if there’s video associated with this pic, but I’m pretty sure Tom Hanks is doing this:
That gif makes me want to punch Ms. Deschanel in the face. Or at least slap her with a glove so we can duel.
Sorry guys, I can only handle so much adorkable. I don’t wish Ms. Deschanel any physical harm!
It’s like Moe says, you’re a well wisher, in that you wish her no specific harm…
For the record, I wasn’t a downvoter. You’re free to punch whoever you’d like in the face (that isn’t named formerragequitter).
No worries formerragequitter, I don’t want to punch the messenger.
Are you SURE they’re at a basketball game and not just avoiding eye contact at a Chet Haze show?
Looks like the ring really made a big Splash.
“nice ring!”
“T. Hanks!”
I’ll show myself out.
I LOL’d
Wait till he finds out Chet Haze lost his iPad … oh wait, he found it in his dorm room, never mind, false alarm
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” – Shooter McGavin to this puny pathetic little ring.
It actually looks like Tom’s doing more of a “Wait a minute, let me put my cheaters on” kind of thing here.
Wow, you must have made a wish on Zoltar, because that thing is BIG! I wish Private Ryan had been that sparkly so we could have found him faster!
Plus, that ring and that couple…it’s like (dramatic pause)….a perfect storm!
#christophermcdonalddeserveslovetoo
THAT ROCK’S THE SIZE OF WILSON’S uhh, IT’S THE SIZE OF WILSON!
WAITAMINUTE! ‘ROCK!’ Why has no one made a ‘rock’ joke yet about purty stones and basketballs?!
ok ok, lemme see here…
Houston, we have a proposal!
Olivia Wilde’s ex-husband is possibly the coolest guy in the world, so I cannot give this union my blessing. I’m so sorry to everyone involved.
And uhhh, my caption is Larry Crowne Jewel or some shit. Please like and RT.
Whoa! From his IMDB biography…
“Italian American documentary filmmaker, photographer and flamenco guitar player. Born in Thailand and raised in Rome and Los Angeles.”
He does sound pretty cool just from those two sentences.
“His father was the 9th Prince of Cerveteri (a papal title). His older half-brother Francesco Ruspoli is the 10th Prince.”
Maybe this guy should be in the “Most Interesting Man in the World” commercials.
Yeah, his life is ridiculous. He’s just a human-shaped pile of impressive facts and talents. His Opium-addicted artist/aristocrat family were also the inspiration for Fellini to create La Dolce Vita. But then Sudeikis’ uncle is Norm, so….
for what it’s worth I heard it was an amicable split? why do I know so much about this?
That’s because I got all his hard feelings in the divorce settlement.
ust before I saw the bank draft of $5775, I be certain that…my… friends brother was like they say trully receiving money in their spare time online.. there moms best frend has done this 4 less than twenty months and resantly repaid the loans on there house and bourt a gorgeous Mercedes-Benz S-class. I went here……… BIT40.ℂOℳ
My son is also named Bort.
Those … makes it sounds like you’re making it up as you go along, but I love a good deal, so I’ll bite.
WHERE WERE YOU 3 MINUTES AGO?
Those “…” make it sound like you’re making it up as you go along, but I love a good deal, so I’ll bite. YA I went there.
gimme some of that applebeezzzz money
applebeez in tha trap
“But I want to marry Jason Sudeikis…” librariansti whispered quietly to herself.
I too want to marry Jason Sudeikis and feel like this whole “engaged to Olivia Wilde” thing is placing yet another obstacle between me and my goal. Well, we must all persevere, despite the challenges life throw our way.
And I want to marry Benedict Cumberbatch, but my current husband and Gobblegirl are standing in my way…
Why must everyone thwart us? The idea of ever meeting His Cumberbatchness fills me with all kinds of fangirl terror, but I think I could manage to be charming towards Sudeikis and he would fall in love with me.
EXCUSE ME CUMBERBATCH IS MINE, GET AWAY GOBBLEGIRL AND ARTDORK. (No one will read this, but I don’t care, I have to stake my claim.)
Is this a remake of The Birdcage?
“That ring is making MY vagina come back to life!”
Christopher McDonald eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Aaaaand someone already made this joke.
If his taste in shoes in any indication, I bet the ring J-Suds picked out is hideous.
Ever since he’s gotten that moustache he’s been practicing his inevitable role as ‘TV dad’.
why