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STOP THE PRESSES VICKI VALE, WE HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT SOME MIGHT EVEN SAY THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS COMING TO YOU FROM HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA. DROP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND HAVE A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS READY TO REPLACE THE PAIR OF PANTS YOU HAVE ON NOW, BEFORE YOU HAVE HEARD THE NEWS. From Deadline:
Warner Bros has tonight given the green light on a movie version of Entourage, the HBO series that ran from 2004-2011.
The film will be directed by series creator Doug Ellin, who wrote the screenplay and who exec produced the series with Mark Wahlberg and Stephen Levinson. Deals are starting to be made with Adrian Grenier, who played Chase, Kevin Connolly, who played his manager Eric “E” Murphy, Kevin Dillon, who played the actor’s brother Johnny Drama, Jerry Ferrara, who played their entrepreneurial driver Turtle, and Jeremy Piven, who played the show’s iconic type A talent agent Ari Gold. I’m sure Drama’s agent Lloyd (Rex Lee), E’s girl Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui), his management partner Scott (Scott Caan), and their quirky director collaborator Billy Walsh (Rhys Coiro) and Ari’s agency partner Barbara Miller (Beverly D’Angelo) will all be in the mix, along with a swarm of real Hollywood talent, playing themselves.
“For me, I can only think of one word to describe this development. Victory!!!!” (Actual quote from Nikki Finke. COULD NOT AGREE MORE. THAT IS THE ONLY WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!) Obviously, this is great. Vinnie and the gang! All of our old friends! David Spade! Mark Cuban! It’s hard to believe it’s only been two years since Ari Gold spewed vitriolic homophobia in Lloyd’s face while Turtle and Drama came up with a hair-brained scheme to bang two former porn stars now entering their mid-60s. ENTOURAGE! WE’RE BACK BABY BRO!
Oh YE-AH! I heard that even though the Entourage movie hasn’t even gone into production, they’ve already yanked Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters from theaters to make room for Entourage: The Movie. WE NEED THOSE SCREENS, ARI! You can already follow the official EntourageMovie account on Twitter and you should, it’s perfect:
Did you know: The show is loosely based on the life of movie star, and show executive producer, Mark Wahlberg. #EntourageMovie2013
— Entourage Movie (@EntourageMovie) January 20, 2013
Speaking of Tweets, it would be impossible for me as a legitimate journalist (loljkjkjklololol) to write a blog post about Entourage: The Movie without the full-disclosure that I am working hard to get me and my friends cameos in this movie. I tried and failed last night to get #GoofTroupe4EntourageMovie trending worldwide. I’m obviously not going to tell Doug Ellin, who was the basis for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s character in The Master, how to do his job, but I’m thinking maybe there is a movie within the movie and me and the rest of the Goof Troupe (Max Silvestri, Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, Joe Mande, Jon Daly) play the cast of the fake Entourage? That would work, although of course the twist would be this is an Entourage made up entirely of Turtles. If me and the rest of the Goof Troupe could get cameo roles or even MAJOR ROLES in Entourage: The Movie, I would only be able to describe that with one word: VICTORY!!!
.@entouragemovie Plz put me and my friends in yr movie. We love yr show and we are very famous comedians. Also big fans of Contraband (2012)
— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) January 30, 2013
Please help us to get #GoofTroupe4EntourageMovie trending worldwide. Or don’t. We’re all adults here, we do what we want. BUT GUYS, I NEED THIS. (cc @TaylorSwift13 @DietCoke)
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Turtle is kind of hot now.
If Entourage is loosely based on Mark Wahlberg’s life, I really hope the movie is about Vinnie Chase stopping 9/11.
Hey! Baby bro, you think you can put me on one of those other planes? Someone’s got to land one of those safely, right?
I hope it’s about him and Johnny Drama opening a burger restaurant together, and dealing with the various legal woes it brings.
I was thinking that could be the plot of Gabe’s movie-within-a-movie, and I’ve spent the last twenty minutes trying to make Delahaye into something burger/food related. No luck.
Gabe’s Deli-Haye
Dela-Halal Middle Eastern Cuisine
#GoofTroupe4EntourageMovie PLZ RT.
#birdie4turtle
any chance of a feature-length direct to DVD johnny bananas movie?
Let’s be real here, Kevin Dillon isn’t playing “the actor’s brother” exclusively in Entourage.
Must…upvote…can’t…rrgh
Someone tell me what to tweet them and I’ll DO it!
Will it be 3d? I bet it’ll be 3d.
Oops, this was not supposed to be a reply ti Heimaey. I don’t reply to people who are all into Turtle as soon as I’m gone.
I didn’t say I was into him! And gross 3D!
That was a pretty quick reply, since my implication of a 3D Turtle probably forced you to type with one hand.
It’ll sure be fun to watch fake rich famous people who are actually famous fake rich people walk around and do nothing again.
With Scott Disick working from home, SOMEBODY has to do the walking.
Man, sales of Axe body spray will soar once this trailer drops.
And fedoras.
Goof Troupe:Avengers
Gabe Delahaye:Hulk
Max Silvestri:Thor
Gabe Liedman:Hawkeye
Jenny Slate:Doy, Black Widow
Joe Mande:Captain America
Jon Daly:That guy from SHIELD who always shows up.
I don’t understand how this movie that has yet to be brought into being can communicate through Tweetings, while the souls in Youtube will not reply to even the most basic of questions. Furthermore, does a movie or a video possess a spirit distinct from those snared within its frame? To use an analogy: much as a fish can be held in the flowing form of a Naiad, does a Telenymph rush like water from one video to the next, briefly embracing the bound souls before moving on? And if so, is it the lot of these Telenymphs to bring momentary succour to the denizens of Youtube or are they the orchestrators of the entrapment? Must I watch these Vainglorious Bros in their Entourage movie to uncover the answers I seek? Spare Oom is cruel indeed.