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“It’s hard to even remember what my life was like before meeting Lisa. I woke up in the morning and went to work, I know that much, but what did I think about all day? What occupied my mind, what plans did I make for the future, and was I ever even excited about them? Whom did I talk to on Gchat, and if I didn’t talk to anyone on Gchat, how did I even get through the 8-hour day? It’s all a blur that I don’t like thinking about too much because now my vision of the world is crystal clear, and its name is Lisa. And it doesn’t even matter that she licks cat hair right off of her cat not only to clean it as if she is its cat mother, but also because she just likes to have cat hair in her mouth and — when not licking it directly from the cat — will gather it up from around the house and chew on it, spit it out, and then chew on it again. Why would I be mad about that? We all have our weird things! For instance, sometimes I will suck on the end of a fork even after I’ve eaten the food off of the fork. Just suck, suck, suck on the metal until I realize I’m doing it and then I stop. It that much better than sucking on cat hair that you find in your house? Who am I to judge. And my thing doesn’t even help clean the house! So, of course I don’t mind. I’m just so proud of my baby girl for making it on to TLC’s My Strange Addiction. Her dream is my dream, and I’m so happy it finally came true.” – You
I’m so sorry about this! I’m so sorry about your girlfriend! I’m so sorry, Lisa! I know we have to get through this life as best we can, and we can’t always choose what makes us happy, but you didn’t have to say yes to going on television with it, and also maybe now that you have you should think about stopping it! PLEASE, LISA! LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Via Gawker.)
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Lisa you’re tearing meow apart!
After the video I thought I would never laugh again. Thank you djfreshie and tommy wiseau for proving me wrong.
“You don’t pay me enough to clean up hairballs THAT size!” -every cleaning lady she’s ever had.
So, did anyone else start gagging?
Has anyone stopped gagging?
This video has been showing up everywhere; and NOPE, I’m still not going to watch it. You can’t make me watch it internet; not even you Videogum!
You are wise. I made it :14 in and decided instead to board the train to NOPESVILLE. Because it was that or vomit forever.
Yeah, this looks like the video equivalent of “Hey this smells terrible, smell it and see for yourself”
Yeah, I’ve been seeing the links for this too. I’m glad we can put up an united front and agree, as rational people, to just say “nuh uh, no way” to this video.
I feel less alone in the world now.
I can’t
“I’m not licking her butt” loser – go hard or go home you half-asser!
more like “no-asser”
So does she date me and the cat? Or am I the cat? I’m probably the cat, right?
This girl should get together with that girl and she can start a REAL addiction:
This video is still somehow less gross than the Taylor Swift/Diet Coke one.
I’d like to say that I admire all of our restraint for not making any jokes about having pussy hair caught in your throat.
Take it away, Kate Beaton
I could watch this again and again, if only because all of the reactions are perfect.
So “Andromeda” is the normal, boring sibling?
How would an addiction like this even get STARTED? “Oh, I wonder how this cat hair would feel in my mouth. Good, I bet.”
that chick is going to have the hugest trichobezoar