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Let me paint a scene for you: You wake up, look in the mirror, and notice your hair has gotten a little long and has started to look a bit unkempt, no matter how you style it. “I guess it’s time for a haircut,” you think. “But UGH, a haircut? On my day off?” (In this scene, it is your day off.) “Haircuts are so boring. Ugh, I hate them so much, I’m so mad that I have to get one. I wish there were some way to make it exciting! Some way to make it a bit more dangerous and unpredictable — something to get my heart racing and make me feel like I’m really getting my money’s worth. Maybe, and I haven’t really thought all of this through yet, so, like, don’t hold me to any of this, I’m kind of just saying whatever comes to mind,” you think to yourself, still staring into the mirror, “Maybe the hairdresser has some sort of Wolverine-type claw with blades at the end of each finger? And he just kind of moves the claw very, very quickly through your hair, like a god damn maniac who had no idea that he is actually near a human’s head and maybe thinks he is in a cartoon. And also the maniac is blindfolded? I think that would be a lot of fun and would make me actually WANT to get a haircut, unlike the way it is now, where a hairdresser just cuts your hair and it is so fucking boring.” Sound familiar? Well, YOU’RE IN LUCK!
He has already sold 30,000 of these babies, so please ask your local hairdresser if they’ve purchased one yet before making your next appointment. “Do you have Clawz yet?” “What?” “Clawz, the glove with razors on it, for hair cutting?” “What?” “CLAWZ.” (Via OddityCentral.)
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Isn’t a flowbie a lot easier?
The flowbie is SO 2000-late!
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Is anybody else absolutely fucking terrified to get a haircut? ESPECIALLY when the barber is chatty. You have blades right up there by my brainstuffs, you do not need to distract yourself by telling me about your son’s football game! That’s why I like the salon de belezza; can’t talk to me if we don’t speak the same language! Plus it’s only $8.
“Hold me.”
“I can’t. I’m wearing Clawz.”
-Freddy Krueger
Those look a little too murdery for me.
I’m at work so I can’t watch the whole video or hear what I can watch but I’m trying to think of a situation in which you would not only allow a man to move his hand like that with sharp claws attached to the end but you would allow him to do it right beside your head (which is ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR BODY) AND you would let him do it blindfolded but I can’t think of any reason other than this is just a dream and I’m not actually at work.
There are so many reasons why No to this. The least one…did he shove the comb down his waistband?
Who are these people buying this? Don’t people understand that if you buy this crap it only encourages more crap in the future? I am still waiting for the movie going public to realize this. And the music listening public. And the tv watching public.
Has somebody informed him that mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it?
I’m going to reserve judgement until I see her hair styled and blow-dried.
Found it!
ZIIING!
Sorry! Fat fingers! Supposed to up vote. This is exactly what I was thinking of when I watched this.
Nope. She looks adorable.
Yea exactly. Why didn’t they show us the final product? Did they think we’d watch the technique and be like, “Sold!”???
Hi Judgement, party of 2. Can we get the table by the window?
“As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.”
“It certainly does suck!”
Do I frighten you…Do you want me to?
this comment ONLY makes the little sense that it does in response to Mary Miller Above
“I just opened my mouth and out it came!”
“Come bust a move where the games are played. It’s hip. It’s fresh. It’s Noah’s Arcade!”
WHY IS THAT OTHER GUY YELLING.
There’s only room for 1 IRL Edward Scissorhands.
Brainwaves
What’s the over/under on the number of times he has watched Edward Scissorhands in his lifetime?
P.S. If you don’t like vomming, DO NOT do a Google image search for “face wound”
If you DO like vomiting, Google image search for Brown Recluse Spider bites.
Why would I buy this when I have a perfectly good box of feral cats in my backyard?
This is exactly the kind of inspiration one wants when inventing something: a series of movies of varying quality about the adventures of a murderous pedophile with severe skin issues.
OK. All obvious creepiness and potential danger aside, it didn’t even look like the thing WORKED. She shoulda had a pile of trimmed-off locks all over that cape and there was nothing there. At least the Flowbee seemed to do its job.
i have always wanted to get a haircut from vlado
Looks like that dude Clawz his own hair too.
LOL.