Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 by 17 Comments

Here’s a special preview clip from the upcoming second season of True Blood (June 14 on HBO), you guys:

Man, I forgot about those accents. Did they somehow get worse? I think they got worse. This clip is bringing back a whole flood of terrible memories. Remember when Jason Stackhouse got that dangerous vampire boner? Remember how Sam turns into a puppy? Remember THAT PIE?! I wonder how they’re going to turn the introduction of a Pan’s Labyrinth monster into some kind of heavy-handed but deeply flawed to the point of hilarity metaphor for some underprivileged group.

Can hardly wait.

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Comments (17)
  1. zaws!  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +1

    is it wrong that i still laught each time i heard “don’t be reediculous”? if so, i don’t want to be right

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  2. Becca  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +2

    the fuck was that?

    i’m pissed they killed of rene, but i’m not axing my hbo plan JUST YET.

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  3. BLT  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 -5

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

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  4. Selena  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +6

    I wonder what Miss California’s thoughts on Vampire rights are?

    I can’t wait for this horrible- yet amazing show comes back on and honestly hope that the liquid pie rears it’s ugly head again.

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  5. apesofmath  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +5

    I could never forget the Pecan Sadness Pie.

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  6. blah  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 -1

    I see the makers of ‘Evil Things’ have moved on to bigger projects.

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  7. crazy little thing  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +1

    The alternate title for this show must be “Paint By Numbers.” Undefined noises in the woods? Check. Strings? Check. Someone running and falling down? Check. A monster who’s the love child of Pan’s Labyrinth and Where the Wild Things Are? Check.

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  8. .bryan.  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +2

    The scary strings music pre-faun chase sounds like the Windows error noise.

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  9. Michael H  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 0

    Can’t wait to watch this show.

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  10. nicolas cage in a bear suit  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +2

    that’s GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER Anna Paquin to you, sir.

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    • Zzyzx  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +1

      OSCAR WINNER Anna Paquin.
      Seriously though, why hate on this show because of its bad accents, when has an American production ever had realistic accents? Hollywood can’t do English(the queen’s) and Southern accents. The worst is Eastern European accents.

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  11. alex  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 0

    hey isn’t that ben’s mom

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  12. HateGrime  |   Posted on Apr 21st, 2009 +2

    Can we talk about how True Blood advertises on this site? Is your love-hatred of this show part of its “viral marketing?” Are you a mole from HBO? Is Videogum one giant(?) viral marketing gimmick?

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  13. radioactive rabbit  |   Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 +1

    What is the audio version of a GIF? And can we please have one for the first few seconds (“She has a loaded gun (brief pause), Sookie!”) of that clip?

    That is seriously SOME voice acting.

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  14. inko8  |   Posted on Apr 25th, 2009 +1

    is the setting Great Britlahoma?

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