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It wouldn’t be Christmas without…this? She really understands the spirit and the tone not just of this holiday but also of everything. Thank you, Courtney. Have a GREAT one this year! (Via TheSuperficial.)
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gross.
Save room for the milk and cookies, pal.
Thanks R2D2. I think I just tossed mine.
Get a load of this weirdo – she doesn’t like crude sexual jokes about Santa Claus!
Sounds like someone’s begging to be on the naughty list!
Between this and the Samsung Galaxy ad of Mrs. Claus straight up sexting Santa, maybe we just skip Easter this year?
I thought that commercial was sweet. 500… 700 years and they’re still keeping the spark going? Good job, Clauses.
TWHS
I was wondering how I was going to avoid gaining a ton of weight from all these cookies in my office. Turns out I’ll just barf them all! Thanks, Gabe!
Yet it still won’t get the awful flaven out of your mouth.
Wait…pretend I didn’t say that.
Is this the same picture from last year??? I certainly hope they aren’t recycling photo shoots!!
I was thinking that too, but it’s hard to be sure when you’re scrolling very quickly so you don’t get fired.
The photos were taken on 12/16!
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She got a new makeup artist. Or her face changed. She could be a totally different person too.
Umm… did Courtney Stodden’s face change?
I replied to you but it showed up in the wrong space. And now I wish the reply was somewhere super weird… so the answer is in a trail of clues. But, really, it’s just above this image.
A videogum trail of clues scavenger hunt is now on the top of my Christmas wishlist!
Imagine what would occur if she and Terry Richardson ever combined forces.
NO! I REFUSE TO DO THIS!
SOOOO many upvotes for recognizing the parallels of their aesthetics.
Atomic Bomb : World War II :: This Photo : War on Christmas
I was seeing it as more of the Franz Ferdinand of the war on Christmas.
On the bright side, I think we know now why the guy in the Santa costume was so desperate to get the taste out of his mouth that he broke into an ice cream shop to do it. No jury would convict him.
These aren’t awkward at all.
Good thing she has Santa to hold her up because she’s going to sink into the snow with those heels.
by next year that girl is going to look 50.
Give it up to Courtney Stodden for her tireless effort to prove that literally ANYTHING can be overtly sexualized.
Well, that’s it. I’m officially happy the world is ending. As Justine says in Meloncholia (which I just saw on Netflix and have mixed emotions about) “no one will miss it.” Goodbye Everyone!
I dug Udo Kier. But I don’t know how I feel about the rest. It was a beautiful movie, I will say that for certain.
Definitely gorgeous to watch. Poor Udo. I would have been pissed if I was a guest and had to wait that long for cake!
This is my fault. I cancelled Christmas too late this year and they probably didn’t get the message. Sorry for the confusion, everyone!
I’m beginning to question my allegiances.
This girl I just saw on the street wants to give Courtney a run for her money!
ooops sorry for size
I love that everyone else in the photo is wearing jackets.
This is a really popular look right now. When I was in Las Vegas, it was kind of the norm… only without pants. I wish I were kidding. It made me very unhappy about the future and young people. I’m going to go drink my tea now. It’s a relaxing tea and helps me keep the kids off my lawn.
I have to say, it was 5 degrees, she was strutting and very confident. I laugh but I wish I could pull it off. She looked sexy, albeit under-dressed for 30 degree weather.
She was probably overheated from her daytime job of being a welder. Or a Hulkamaniac.
I know everyone’s focused on her shirt, but what is with the extra flap on leather on those boots? Plus brown boot with black leggings? That’s the real fashion crime, here.
“knee high boots, ass hugging jeans, revealing top and…..oh! My red hat.”–her, planning her outfit.
maybe don’t take photos of girls on the street without their consent?
Maybe she’ll get some self esteem this year.
The most shocking thing about this photo is that she has a tan line. She doesn’t tan naked?