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This is a trailer for a new sci-fi movie starring Sam Rockwell called Moon, you guys:
OK. It looks great. I predict the best space movie since Space Buddies. I love a beautifully filmed non-action-blast sci-fi movie about the tortures of self. It’s like 2001 crossed with Sunshine minus the weird 30-minute horror movie tacked on at the end of Sunshine crossed with Solaris (Russian). There is just one problem:
Enhance.
Enhance.
Stupid Kevin Spacey smiley-face computer. What’s wrong, Robin Williams was unavailable? Seriously, with the exception of Robin Williams would anyone have been worse as the voice of the smiley-face moon mine computer? OK, besides Robin Williams, Colin Farrell, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?
OK, the more I think about it, lots of people would be terrible as the voice of the smiley face moon mine computer. In large part I feel that this is due to the fact that the moon mine computer HAS A SMILEY FACE. (Although I maintain that Kevin Spacey is still very very bad. At everything.)
Look at this guy’s face:
“UNIMPRESSED, DAVE” — Hal 9000.
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This movie looks like the tits, Kevin Spacey or no.
‘the tits’– is that a thing? I really hope that’s not a thing.
Sadly it is.
If it is a thing (and I’m voting NO), i just want to know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
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It’s a thing, I’m neutral to it and in no way is it from I Love You, Man.
Fish tacos, Jobin.
What the hell are you guys talking about? We were referring to things as ‘the tits’ back in high school – ten years ago.
Anywho, I already saw this movie. The Flaming Lips made it & it’s called Christmas on Mars.
This doesn’t look anything like Christmas on Mars. There are no weird vaginas or fetuses anywhere.
it’s been a thing for nearly 30 years.
welcome to earth.
Yessssss. Clint Mansell did the score? This is like Solaris (American) Pt 2. I’m in love.
i looooooooove solaris (russian)
Don’t forget to throw in a little ‘Silent Running’
Don’t knock the rock.
:-/
Houston, we have a dog!
Houston, we have a moon
The best is when Sam Rockwell brings in an injured body cradled in his arms, and Kevin Spacey is all : S
This movie looks awesome, and I love the smiley-face. He just looks like such a little douchebag, which is fitting for (what I’m assuming is) the antagonist, right?
“Brainy and Thoughtful”
Stop saying tour de force, reviewers. Dear god, please stop.
I had high hopes going in to see it at Sundance, and I gotta say, it really lived up to its potential. Sam Rockwell is fantastic as usual, but the best thing about the movie is the atmosphere. It’s like another 2001. It doesn’t come off as a copycat or anything, but it definitely shares some of the same feelings as that movie. Glad to see it’s getting a proper release.
Oh, and the smiley face thing is handled well. Doesn’t come off as gimmicky. Admittedly it’s a little silly hearing Kevin Space’s voice echoing from a smiley face, but it works out and it’s never overdone.
while we’re here, can anyone explain “the weird 30-minute horror movie tacked on at the end of Sunshine”?
So basically, (SPOILER ALERT) the guy from the other spaceship gets on their spaceship, kills people, is like the world’s worst burn victim, and tries to sabotage their mission. and then they get to the sun and something happens and then it stops being a horror movie and everything is happy.
I like how the face skips right over
and goes directly to :C. Very, very sad.
I also appreciate the appearance of the Suck Cut utilized to perform a space haircut.
And no, krup, nobody can explain that weird 30-minute horror movie they tacked on to the end of Sunshine.
Effie from Skins is in it too! Skins! Skins!
this is like exact plot of solaris dude, except of living ocean and stuff
re: cliff martinez soundtrack: yessss, that alone is going to get me into this movie, because you won’t be able to appreciate the bass unless you’ve got ridiculous speakers. also, sam rockwell was surprisingly good in Joshua.
He looks different than his “what what” video on ebay.
Hopefully its different from 2001.
It’s from I Love You, Man. Personally I prefer saying “the boobies”.
For the last time, the phrase “the tits” is NOT from I Love You, Man. It may be in that film, but it’s been in circulation long before that. Do you dum dums think the usage of “tool” originates from Tool Academy?
We’ve got a winner. This movie is bullet nipples. Did i just start a thing?
And the ROCKwell(imagined nickname) is good in most everything.
2 Sam Rockwells? 2 SAM ROCKWELLS!? Sold.
Looks pretty fantastic.
Tidbit of trivia: I met Sam Rockwell once and was incredibly pleased to find he was amazingly amiable, in addition to being hot.
The Director is none other than Zowie Bowie, David Bowie’s son!
But the real question is, will it be better than Sam Rockwell’s performance as Guy in Galaxy Quest
His performance in that is the best thing about that movie by a mile.
also, “the tits” sounds fucking dumb. Just tits is fine. Ex: This movie looks tits.
i have forgiven sam rockwell for choke in light of his overwhelming awesomeness. also: i really think he belongs in outer space.
Finally, the fake moon landing set gets some more use.
A pretty funny Moon Mashup is posted here
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ecb8fb0457/moon-space-madness-trailer
I found this movie in the Tribeca Film Festival site and I’m totally planning on seeing it!
Also, the smilie face for the computer character is very “ironic”.
9…make that 10 comments dedicated to deciding if “the tits” was
[a] a real thing
[b] whether or not “the” is really necessary and
[c] if it was cited during “I Love You, Man” (or not)
That’s all I got out of this entire post….
There are people who don’t like Kevin Spacey? Like, real people?