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Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 by Lindsay
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“Will You Be Here Tomorrow,” a 1998 industrial safety training video posted on YouTube by someone who claims to have seen it in a training class this week, sends the safety first message with a series of increasingly over-the-top and horror-movie-like accident scenarios. Whoever made this clearly had a total blast coming up with freak industrial accidents (a canister becomes a rocket that kills everyone in its path!):
Setting the forklift accident to rumba music was an ingenious artistic choice. (Thanks for the tip, Emily!)
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HOLY FUCKING FUCK.
Is this really supposed to be a training video? How come it doesn’t review a single safety procedure? All it is is an incoherent string of horrifying work-related accidents. Awesome, horrifying, work-related accidents. This actually made me want to go into a factory and fire off a gas tank rocket. Talk about counter productive.
Gotta love the fourth member of ZZ Top at 4:00.
And all I got to watch at work was a lame sexual harassment video.
Holy shit that’s fucking terrible. And for five minutes!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh my GOD! I couldnt it make it past 1:31.
Ugh, more resistentialist propaganda.
Never get complacent, Lindsay. Or you too could end up using an acetylene torch to open a can of explosive gas…
The ring finger getting yanked off was among the worst for me. Take that, married people!
The guy at 1:45 seemed a little too happy to have his arm ripped off.
The hand at :55 is causing me nightmares.
“If I wouldn’t have lost my temper, I wouldn’t have lost these!”
Don’t worry about it, buddy. It just looks like you’re doing that cool Hawaiian hang loose thing.
and that’s why you always leave a note
Jeez, the FX are better than most 80s slasher films.
If I had seen that video during training, I think the obvious answer to that question would be, “No, I will not be here tomorrow.” I will be out looking for a new job because holy shit, this is nuts.
That was right up there with the Saw movies.
Classic. I especially like the cougar roar at 1:40 added for dramatic effect.
2:50 FTW
I really don’t have anything funny to add… but what a perfect way to end the week. HAVE A SAFE WEEKEND EVERYONES EVERYONES.
BTW, this safety video is much better than Gary Coleman’s http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0713/
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD FACTORY OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“If I wouldn’t have lost my temper, I wouldn’t have lost these.”
Yeah, 3:30, but you still would have lost your overtime.
omg, i saw something totally similar to this where this guy fell into a pool of acid and all of him disintegrated except for his eyballs, because of coarse, life, they would float to the top
personally, I suspect the cameraman. He’s the common thread!
I vow never to step foot in a factory. Holy shit.
That explosion at 4:27 put the nuclear war scenes in The Day After to shame.
When I worked as an aircraft mechanic some guy was operating a power feed drill with gloves, and 1:40 happened. His whole arm didn’t come off though, he just crushed 3 fingers. Still pretty horrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr3QwofYfHs
This gets good a few minutes in…
This is reminiscent of the chemistry safety video I had to watch in 10th grade.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=94F1197D3CEFF1AD
Workplace accidents looked so much funnier in the Extract trailer.
THAT WAS MAGIC.
The Volce of Experience added some keen insight as well.
It must have been his 23 years of Safety Experience.
this is exactly like The Machinist with christian bale.
OMG that you god for the Internets!
erm… should read THANK YOU GOD…
it was the nail in the eye, they had me at the nail in the eye.