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I don’t know what’s creepier: all the crazy eyes here, the little girl, “all day and (looks at boyfriend)…night,” or the line “I really do love my Biffy.” Just what are all these women implying?:
You know what they say: “crazy in the head, crazy in the bid…-et.” (SORRY.) (Thanks for the tip, Sean!)
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Biffy the Stinkfinger Slayer
I’m glad half of these girls are using exercise machines. I don’t think i’d buy a toilet that washes between your butt cheeks, if it didn’t come with the recommendations of crazy girls exercising.
I suppose we’re ushering in a new era where it’s okay for women to talk about “mowing their lawns” “being nice to their beaver” and “freshening up” without shame. I for one am sickened.
PS: I hope you can read the sarcasm in that.
Water up the cootch does not sound pleasant.
I’d love to see the user manual, cause I bet it has a big reminder to not use the biffy after a poo without a thorough flush… otherwise you’re just spraying poo water up in your whoha.
And the little girl?! What does she use it for? Barbie Fountain Pool?
Hmmm… Sounds like a great Cinco product to me!
What is this shit?
That just looks unsanitary. I get that it’s spraying clean water on you, but…the dirty water is just falling down on the thing. Talk about bacterial smorgasbord.
Maybe I’m just wicked great, but toilet paper seems to do the trick for me.
Finally I can call someone a douche and mean it.
it really does look great. Who doesn’t want a plastic hanger on their toiler? Totally worth $100. Think of all the snuggies you could buy with $100.
“My boyfriend is always complaining that I leave pubes and dingleberries all over the shower head-well no more thanks to Biffy!”
this was in vice magazine years ago, in the design issue http://www.viceland.com/int/v11n11/htdocs/ass.php
it made the cover, even!
My sphincter is yearning!!!!
IT LOOKS GREAT TOO!
NINETY-NINE FUCKING DOLLARS?!
In the winter months using this thing would be like shooting yourself in the ass with an icicle and only for $100 dollars.
new invention: A FUCKING SHOWER- plz just clean your hoo-hoo in the shower, no short cuts plz