It must be the holiday season with all the perfect trampoline accidents we’ve been given lately. Dear Santa, please keep the trampoline accidents coming. Please make them look pretty bad, but please end them with the person who had the accident smiling and laughing so we know that it is ok to smile and laugh at them and their misfortune. You might think that we’d want a few other things, but that’s wrong, and you might think that some of us might want you to help people who are in need rather than giving us more when we already have so much, but that is also wrong. Just keep the trampoline accidents coming and don’t ask any more questions. Thanks, Santa! Thanks, ladies! Thanks, trampolines!
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When God takes away a trampoline accident, he gives you a trampoline accident.
A trampoline accident saved is a trampoline accident earned.
The early trampoline accident gets the trampoline accident.
A bird in the trampoline accident is worth two in the trampoline accident.
A trampoline accident in time saves trampoline accident.
I think something happened to Superglue, you guys.
Early to trampoline accident, early to trampoline accident, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and trampoline accident.
One trampoline accident does not make a summer.
Trampoline accident is as trampoline accident does.
When in trampoline accident, do as the trampoline accidents do.
Putting a trampoline right next to a pool? Someone alert the Parenting Hall of Fame.
That (1) is going to bother me all day.
Well open and read the goddamn mail in your inbox then!
(1) djfreshie Subject: Sorry Dr Feelgood
Just kidding DJ, I read it.
Great now when can I expect the 10,000$$ advance on the million dollar inheritance I will happily send you upon legal confirmation of my Nigerian princehood