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There comes a time in every friendship when one friend must swallow their pride, reach out to the other friend, and ask for help with deciding what their new rap name should be, because their current rap name the name of a popular chain of donut restaurants and that popular chain called their dad’s house recently and now everything is ruined. That time came for our dear friend Krispy Kreme today. Please listen to his announcement that he took the time to record when he should’ve been at school, and take some time out to help him pick the best rap name out of the six replacement rap names he has come up with. Feel free to leave another suggestion in the comments, as well. If we all pull together I’m sure we’ll be able to figure it out. Love you, KK and MMM!
Loading ...Thanks for voting! I know it was probably difficult! All of these names are pretty good and I’m almost positive that at least one of them could possibly work!
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Duncan Donuts.
Tim Hortonz
Tim Tamz
http://duncansdonuts.wordpress.com/
Woo! Tang Klan
go big or go home.
Kraft Rules Everything Around Me.
M&M
“Uh, yes, hello, this is Krispy Kreme, yes, that’s right, the world-famous doughnut factory. Well, sir, we need to talk.”
Crispy Cream
When I was a Teen Trash I used to work at Home Depot with this kid who used to sound and look just like DMX except he was Puerto Rican so we called him PR (because racism?). I don’t know why I just thought of this now instead of in the DMX thread, but If you’re Puerto Rican and thinking of a rap name feel free to steal that.
I’m not Puerto Rican, but I am in Public Relations, so thank you muchly.
PRX, not PR
It’s Extreme Public Relations (I write messaging and positioning documents while running a foam rubber obstacle course), so it still applies.
This is just a crummy day. First, he needs to change his name and now I just heard the Department of the Treasury is investigating Money Maker Mike for counterfeiting.
And the IRS is asking for property taxes on his 400 houses.
Honey Dipt’
MC Sprinkles
Kuntry Krueller
Kokonut Kreme
Rap-berry Jelly
High Fructose
Chicken Dinner
“Some people call me ‘White Chocolate’ because I’m good at basketball.”
Uhhhh…is anyone else worried that Krispy Kream’s neighbourhood sounds kinda racist?
Das Racist is now available.
Krispy Heems
He should change it to James for the ultimate in rap music revenge.
Or Benjamin. There’s always that.
Krazee Eyez Killa
Pituitary Gland
Santogold
Chet Haze
Hay-Zeed.
THIS IS A TRAVESTY. If anything, listening to Krispy’s raps make me want to go out and buy doughnuts. It’s good marketing! C’mon Krispy Kreme Doughnut Factory, GET WITH IT.
Also apparently listening to Krispy’s raps makes me mess up my subject/verb agreement!
What about Axel F? And also why has Axel F not been sampled more? Is it bacause it’s too tied to the Crazy Frog now? C’mon, beat makers sample Axel F more. For me?
How about Crazy Frogg?
Krisp Frogg?
Fresh Frogg?
He should literally have the name “Psuedonym” but with more rap-appropriate spelling.n Sudonim, maybe?
That’s two n’s too many. What the fuck is my deal?
Koffee Kup.
Jelly Belly
My nickname in high school was Jelly Bean. True Story.
John Cena
Cena Steela (because he steals scenes, and he likes John Cena, and he is tough like steel)
Tity Boi
Old Fashioned
Apple Fritter
Bear Claw
Beignet
Profiterole
Raspberry Danish
would also have been good choices.
Oh my gosh, those are Krispy Kreme’s actual proposed rap names, and not just Kelly’s funny haha rap names? Well color me DELIGHTED. Also, I vote Jelly Bean Jack.
Crunchy Custard
I don’t know why, but typing the word “Kuntry” makes me feel like I should get detention or something.
Can’t he just call himself Crispy Creme with C’s and be fine? Wouldn’t that solve the problem. Hate to see him change the name.
Krispy Kareem
White2K
Wonder Bread. I heard it’s available.
RHYS CUPZ
I kept thinking that the video was freezing. But no, little Froggy Fre$h was just getting all emotional. Poor kid.