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At a Bruins game this week, your girlfriend was so determined to find you that she walked up the down escalator, seemingly without noticing and definitely without stopping, for an amount of time so amusing that it gathered approximately the same amount of camera-phone paparazzi attention as a Jennifer Aniston baby bump. At first it’s funny, then it’s amazing, and then you start feeling embarrassed for your gender (in my case) or your girlfriend (in yours):


I can’t decide if the lesson here is about perseverance or sobriety. I hope you two had a tearful reunion at the top!

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  1. I can’t believe the video ends seconds away from her reaching the top.

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  3. i love you cake eatur.

  4. DON’T STOP BELIEVING!!??

  5. Fascist Baby  |   Posted on Apr 2nd, 2009

    I cannot decide whether this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, or the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  6. I really wish at the last second she turned around and went down the escalator like “nothing to see here, folks. Just stoned & into it.”

  7. but does she get to the top? agggh!

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  9. It seems staged to me

  10. This is roughly the intelligence level I expect from Bruins fans

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