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Yes, that’s the clever title of this post, but this baby monkey that was born in Sydney last week is so cute it’s ludicrous. I challenge anyone to find a monkey cuter than this. This is the end of the great cute baby monkey-finding era of the internet. Elke!:

She’s so proud of herself! She knows everyone loves her. And when they put her away at the end, and you’re like “no, no, don’t put her away!” and she keeps looking out with her little face that’s seared on your brain forever, and you can actually imagine her having real adorable baby monkey thoughts? Best monkey in the world! I am so jealous of those smug zoo workers. (Oh, yeah, and, um, don’t worry, Gabe will be back tomorrow morning.) (Via Buzzfeed.)

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  2. Lindsay, if you and Gabe ever get in a fight and split up can you start babyanimalgum?
    How do you apply for the job of “Woman who gets to hold the cutest little baby monkey in all of eternity?” I’m thinking about switching majors to Monkey Holding.

  3. What would you rather have, the monkey if it would stay that cute forever or a million dollars?

  4. brody  |   Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 +6

    i think i just died from an overdose of AWWWWWWW

  5. Enough, we get it, you’re an idiot.

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  6. if this was a month ago, i would have been soo cute-d out i would be crying, but ever since that monkey ate a woman’s face in connecticut i can’t get on board. yikes, that monkey looks like an extra on a claymation christmas special

  7. She looks like the child ape from Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes. But cuter.

  8. the zoo girl on the left is kinda cute too.

  9. unlike with kittens and puppies, the onus is really on human and monkey babies to impress me with cuteness. generally i am unaffected.
    but awwwwwwww
    at 0:49 he looks right at me! Did you guys see.
    how about Lindsey just starts thisspecificmonkeygum?

  10. Dear ovies:

    I will miss you. I understand why you ‘sploded though. It was worth it.

    Love,
    (now-sterile) Sexual Elf!

  11. JESUS CHRIST  |   Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 +6

    I most definitely have your back. Thanks for spreading the good news!

  12. I wasn’t expecting much, but the second the closeups started, I shrieked unintentionally. That is a cute fucking monkey.

  13. Amelie Jr. would LOVE this shit… le bébé singe.

  14. This actually may be the cutest animal ever.

  15. Kyle  |   Posted on Mar 31st, 2009 +1

    I was in Sydney when it was born actually… the mother like abandoned it and wouldn’t take care of it. How is that even possible? It was seriously front page news there (right next to the biker knife fight in the Sydney airport).

  16. OLVE  |   Posted on Apr 1st, 2009 0

    That thing looks like a freaky alien monkey.

    I’m sure I’m in the minority here, but it kinda freaks me out.

  17. That was even cuter than you promised, Lindsay. I could watch it all day…and I just might.

  18. if/when i ever have kids, i hope the doctor delivering my baby hands me one of those.


  19. OK maybe not so much.

  20. its so tiny! not huggable LOL

  21. UNNNNNNGGGGGGGH!@!!!!!

    That munkee babee is so OH HAI it’s unreal. I like to think that that is the music that is playing inside of her head. All the time.

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