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…And the Post announces that the object of his affection, The Countess Luann de Lesseps of The Real Housewives Of New York, is back on the market. Stay alive no matter what occurs, Countess! Gabe will find you!

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  1. “Luann, I’ve decided I need to see somebody my own age…”

  2. Nico  |   Posted on Mar 31st, 2009

    According to the RHWONY Wikipedia page, “He is cheating on her and they will be divorced within the year.” Who is editing this, Betheny?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LuAnn_de_Lesseps#LuAnn_de_Lesseps

  3. Prufrock Prep  |   Posted on Mar 31st, 2009

    Guess Luann can’t bitch about everyone thinking the guy is *gasp* 65 anymore.

  4. lindsay’s 57 year old roommate is out of town, time to party

  5. Now Luann can make everyone call her “The Ex-Countess.”

  6. I miss Gabe, I miss my Gossip Girl Recap!!

  7. I miss Gabe, I miss my Gossip Girl Recap!!

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