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Slowly breathe in and out. Calm your mind. Pick up the barrels of cotton. Lay them out again. Pick them up again, this time they will be standing upright. Everything is in its right place. Breathe in and out. Your mid-day relaxation break has ended. Please resume stressing yourself out quickly, you have wasted a lot of time. (Via ViralViral.)
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I really have to poop now.
“Wait one cotton flippin’ minute.” -Kelly
Kelly, I can’t relax. I’m too excited about my upcoming movie about a baker ghost who falls in love with an architect!!
On a boat!
That really is the scenario I voted for!
So sad that this will ultimately lead to more American Apparel shirts, though.
1 bail = 1,300 t-shirt jumpers.
The only thing that registered with me was the word “gin” in the video title, which should tell you what kind of day I’m having.
If it makes you feel better, your new avatar has made me laugh EVERY time I have seen it.
Those look like giant manicotti. I actually thought the cotton was cheese for a second before I realized how much cheese that would be.
dinner plans: made.
No one man should have all that cheddar.
Cheddar? In manicotti? YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!
Actually my favorite recipe for manicotti has cheddar cheese slices inside. Also, the noodles are flat. Also, the noodles are slices of bread. Also, you grill it.
i wish i was in a nest of cotton
There is a level of ingenuity here that makes me shout “USA! USA!”
“slaves could still do it faster” – the ghost of Strom Thurmond
Hi guys! I created an account for the sole purpose of letting you know that I might be going to jail soon! You see, I went to college in a town close to where this video was shot. One drunken night, thanks to coconut rum mixed with Sonic slushies, my friends and I ended up in Slaton doing incredibly dumb things and getting caught by the fine folks of Slaton PD. As I was being released from jail the next morning, the officers told my friends and me to never step foot in or even LOOK at Slaton, TX ever again. And now I’ve watched that video in its entirety before noticing the writing on the side of the truck, so I’m probably going back to the clink where the water fountains are mounted on the back of the toilets. So long, Videogum!
I’m so relaxed, I feel like I just got a massage. By a huge cheesestick.