Ummm:

Why, Fox News Business Analyst Dagen McDowell! Stop being so proud of that analogy! Though it’s very 2009 of her. The 1850 version might have been “If you walk on the same side of the street as Uncle Sam without an escort, he will memorize the contours of your ankles and think about them later, while he is alone.” Does Dagen kiss her Confederate Flag with that mouth?

Comments (6)
  1. Sounds like somebody’s speaking from experience.

  2. Thank you Dagan, well stated.

  3. Sammy told her to have fun at dinner

  4. Republicans always bitch about the country going to hell and how we’ve lost our moral compass and all that, but they’re all doing some KINKY shit behind closed doors.

    Ask her about the time she got GOP’d at Anne Coulter’s place.

  5. ‘Cuz that’s what’s been happenin.

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