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If for some reason you don’t feel like watching this Blake Lively interview on the Late Show with David Letterman, not that I could imagine a single reason why that would be, not a single reason in the whole world that you wouldn’t want to watch this entire thing, Blake Lively makes a terrible joke about a threesome with her, Dave, and Julia Roberts? Then she talks about how badly she wants to go to Disneyland? She looks like an adult, but don’t be fooled. All her good anecdotes happened when she was seven, apparently, and they’re all her brother’s fault. Then she talks about how she owns a two-pound dog. For, like, ever. Will not shut up about her dog. Then she goes back to Joke Town, Population: Blake Lively, to make everyone like her because she’s so likable with a joke about how the reason she’s sharing an ice cream cone with Leighton Meester on the cover of the new Rolling Stone is because THE ECONOMY IS AFFECTING EVERYONE and they could ONLY AFFORD ONE ICE CREAM CONE. Perfect. Lots Of Love. She’s just like us, basically. We’re all cutting back on the number of ice cream cones we’re sharing with Leighton Meester on the cover of Rolling Stone. Come on already, Obama!
But you already knew all that, because you skipped all the talk and got straight to the video (after the jump). LET ME AT THAT THING! (Is what you said.)
You cannot say that I did not warn you.
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Jesus, I know you warned me but that first joke was baaaad. What was the context? Is Julia Roberts like, in some thing with DL I don’t know about?
All my good anecdotes happened when I was seven as well, so I can relate.
I didn’t know Barbies had a joke fuction
At first I thought that was just a regular, typically-boring TV star Letterman interview. But then when she started on a dog, I just kept skipping ahead. Only to hear more dog talk.
Pets are pets, celebrities aren’t having different experiences with pets that we are. This is not interesting.
I think she’s hot
thank god dave was there or she may have just gone on for hours about that stupid dog, and also cause he was the only funny part of that 7 1/2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back
I think you would rather have the water foul inside the plane than outside… say, in the engine.
she’s a talker.
BOO.
booooooooo! FAIL
She is 1000% more tolerable to watch than Serena Van Der Boobsen.
(PS – Did anyone else notice that on GG, out of everyone Lily wrote down as having bonked, not one of them was a Van Der Woodsen? You might think that was a given, but she wrote down Bart Bass and Rufus, so, yeah, duh.)
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shut up tony.
Go back to Disney prisonnn
Did she say she had to work for a year straight? My God, someone report the slavedrivers at the CW to the Department of Labor!
Disney Jail sounds scary…yikes!
you think they had sex?
“You better be careful, or I’m gonna give you a sexy little tickle.”
You know, the clip is just great if you mute the sound…
I can’t lie. I was thoroughly amused by this interview. That duck story was hilarious!
The Disney prison and duck story were tolerable but why did I watch this? Thank God she’s pretty. I don’t understand why she made that three-some joke; am I missing something? Is she just insane? Her dress thoroughly bores me for some reason.
In another interview she made this horrible “joke” about how she was pregnant with Brad Pitt’s child. It was worth to watch Leighton try to mask her disgust at Blake’s horrible comments(I swear she was visibly cringing).
Watching her interviews is so masochistic. I hate myself during and after.
And the dogs name is Penny? Please tell me there’s no relation between that and her boyfriend “Penn.”