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Entertainment Weekly has a sick Lost SPOILER ALERT, sort of. Basically, they are filming a wedding ceremony today for the season finale. We don’t know who is getting married or more importantly WHEN is getting married. Here is what we do know:
An ABC insider confirms that Lost will begin filming a wedding ceremony later today that is slated to air during the show’s two-hour finale on May 13. Who’s getting hitched? Here are a pair of clues: Actors of Asian-American descent are being sought to play extras, and the wedding will take place on the mainland, not the island. That pretty much rules out Jack/Kate or Sawyer/Juliet. “One theory is that it’s a flashback to Sun and Jin’s wedding,” whispers a Lost insider. “But the wild rumor is that Sun and Jin’s daughter will marry Aaron in the future.”
HAHAHA. That last wild rumor cracks me up. TO A POINT. I love this show, but if Sun and Jin’s daughter marries Aaron in the future I will hunt this show down like Sayid hunted down that man on the golf course, and I will shoot this show in the head just like that Martin Kearney shot Alex. Because it will have broken the rules just like Widmore broke the rules. AND OTHER PARALLELS. You will be so shot full of flaming arrows, Lost, not even riding in a coffin in the cargo hold of a transatlantic fictional airline will be able to save you.
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Hopefully it’s just a big get together to celebrate Kate’s death. I’m sure she’s especially hated by Asians along with everyone else.
KATE MUST DIE! KATE MUST DIE! KATE MUST DIE!!!!
My Lost island gun has been cocked and loaded for quite some time now so I’ll go with you on that hunting mission to Lost if any of that happens.
And yet I watch. And yet. I watch.
Let’s just hope everyone’s beards are on point.
That is least interesting Lost spoiler you could have ever linked.
But how will Kate die? Perhaps… MIASMA!
Not Jin and Sun…it’ll be the backstory on Miles, the wedding of his mom and dad, the latter of whom will be revealed as Marvin Candle, obvs.
this is the most satisfyingly relatable lost commentary i have ever read
Well, I know who got married, but will only say that it was a traditional Korean wedding. My wife was one of the extras….. Jungmal Saranghe!