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Did you know that Audrina Patridge is getting her own TV show soon? The Hills ends this season, because if there’s one thing that show knows, it’s that you should always leave your audience wanting more. Bullets in their mouths. From suicide guns. But now a blogger is also reporting that Audrina Patridge is a major league fan of putting cocaine in her nose and using that cocaine to get high with.
One day, Romi explained how excited she was to find out there was a guest house at Audrina’s new place and how she had to work quickly if she wanted to get her hands on it. Romi then claimed she regularly supplied Audrina with cocaine, saying, “not only do I carry the drugs for Audrina but I also frequently sell it to her for free stash.”
I don’t understand half the words in that paragraph. But there you have it: someone you’ve never heard of confirmed something you could have suspected if you cared, but you don’t. It should come as no surprise to anyone that an over-indulged silicone repository with the IQ of an actual baby would enjoy using cocaine drugs, but I think it’s important to spread the word about this, because regardless of what you may think about the effects of criminalization of cocaine or drugs in general, THIS IS STILL HOW PEOPLE’S REALITY SHOWS GET TAKEN AWAY. Fingers crozzed.
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she doesn’t enjoy cocaine, its part of her extenisve workout plan along with throwing up and talking endlessly about nothing.
Anything to put a sliver of life behind those eyes. But seriously everyone, isn’t this weird that this is all happening when Lauren’s gone?
Jesus, what I wouldn’t give to do a few lines off of her perfect body.
Moronic? Sure. Idiotic? Fair enough. Down right useless? Ok. But damn she’s fine. Most guys would agree with me but feel free to vote down on this comment. Keep your head held high. You integrity-filled, hot-girl-snubbing-because-she’s-a-moron, overall good guys. Good for you. C’est la vie…
im sure this isnt true. honestly as someone who has done it, audrina doesnt seem like the type at all.
because you know her so well?
there isn’t a “type” of person who does cocaine.
while you just don’t understand half the words in that paragraph, i don’t understand ANY of the words in this article. who the fuck is audrina patridge? why does she get press?
Who hasn’t?
She has the combined IQ of two babies.
That article contains the most frightening thing Ive ever read:
“Romi said that the morning following Paris Hilton?s birthday party at the young star?s house, she awoke naked in bed with Billy Corgan, Paris, and Cuba Gooding Jr.”
Shit just got real, huh?
The actual article is absolutely batshit insane. Definitely worth the read. I got coffee on my monitor.
“Duh?” because we all do?
She is the fattest legs, disgusting. What a pig.
She is the fattest legs, disgusting. What a pig.