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Look, if you want to be a celebrated actor or actress, that’s fine. We all have dreams. Just study drama at the collegiate level, get on the Real World, and show up three hours late to your audition. That’s how all the greats started. But please don’t use craigslist as a legitimate resource for finding work, because it is scary, and you will get raped.
Wait a second. This is some Sacha Baron Cohen-caliber, or at least some Jamie Kennedy Experiment-caliber shit. A Stone Roses parody reference? Ghetto Blood Drinka? GHETTO BLOOD DRINKA? For the illest up-and-coming rap artist, he sure could use a better web presence. Fake! Fake? Either way, it’s the saddest, because even if this is a joke, cool joke, RACISTS. In any case, don’t respond to this ad, guys. There’s no such thing as free crunk juice. One way or another, YOU ARE GOING TO END UP PAYING FOR THAT CRUNK JUICE!
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“You must be willing to T-bag and bottom from the top and dance experience is a plus.”
And this is a fictitious porno?
yea… fictitious in a LIFE IMITATING ART sort of way.
Crunk Juice is a gift for the day, Herpes is the gift of a lifetime.
I dunno, why would dance experience be a plus if it was fake? This is legit looking, and thank god I took two years of tap at Muhlenberg.
this sounds like that video craig robinson made when he was pretending to be a rapper
no no no. Not a Stone Roses parody fools, clearly a parody of punk classic I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Wanna_Be_Your_Dog
Please god please please please don’t let Ghetto Blood Drinka turn out to be Joaquin Phoenix
Epileptic/Arson Productions.
W.T.F. I would do *anything* for free crunk juice. The hell IS that?
what? whoever did this is a fucking genius. Their email inbox is now going to flooded with half-naked pictures of money hungry sluts. This has “success” written all over it.
Why do I get the feeling that this is viral marketing for something? Valtrex, maybe?
well if you read the actual post it has a link for: COPBAR.TV at the bottom… this links to someone named Jimmy Lloyd Music Myspace page. So i’m pretty sure this is some sort of parody video. Here’s the link to the craigslist page: http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/1086769102.html
Who isn’t willing to T-bag, it’s getting T-bagged that should be the question. And I actually hope it is Joaquin.
It’s listed as “Epilieptic/Arson” Productions. Does that mean there were two companies, Epileptic Productions and Arson Productions, that decided to merge?
Also, re: Ghetto Blood Drinka: Rap has run out of names. It’s over. All the good ones are taken, if GBD is the best that’s left.
Also, also: This will end up the 2009 equivalent of that scene in “Fame” when Irene Cara has to strip for the guy with the camera. Mark my words.