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Here it is, America, the Honey Boo Boo endorsement that all the swing voters have been waiting to hear before they randomly make their decision on November 6th by letting their cat walk over index cards. Things get really political at about the 2:00 mark.
As is the case every four years, Honey Boo Boo’s meaningful and important political opinion that sways millions of American voters and changes (or amplifies) the tide of the election must be gently coaxed out of her by telling her a story that she does not even pay attention to about how one of the candidates prefers another trashy reality star over her, but once this happens, her declaration is decisive and impossible to ignore. MARACK OMBMAMSFDMA FER PREZERDERNT! FOR MORE YEARS! FOR MORE YEARS! (On a sidenote: I haven’t watched any episodes of that show yet, but you don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose this girl with a serious case of ants in her pants! Someone get her 500 cc’s of Chill Pills STAT!) (Via GotchaMedia.)
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And they tried to say that Obama ISN’T socialist. Clearly he’s got the support of the people who want to get paid for doing nothing!
they eat a lot of cheez balls, I wouldn’t call that nothing!
He’s got the support of a 7 year old who did not know the other candidates name (because she’s 7), and only kind of knew the presidents name so that’s the one she said.
That was the best sidenote I’ve ever read.
She’s too young to vote, you guys!
Well Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a citizen of Earth and she endorsed Romney.
Wow, we really do need some voter ID laws, don’t we?
Her endorsement will be crucial to Obama’s 5th term in office…you know, when he becomes the Socio-Nazi Islamofacist we’ve long suspected he really is.
…oh wait, white voting will be eliminated by then. Yeah this is a pointless endorsement.
This seems like a good place to share with you guys that I recently had an actual nightmare that Honey Boo Boo’s mom was torturing me in a seedy motel.
OR WAS IT? (It was) (probably) (unless you are in denial about it and it is really happening RIGHT NOW) (which it probably is isn’t) (OR IS IT??!!!!)
Inception Boo Boo
It did feel very real! And it was one of those nightmares where it wakes you up at 4AM and then you fall back asleep and go right back where you left off in the dream.
Someone should tell her that we’ve all seen this career trajectory before, and there is good reason to believe that her political views will change within the next 10-20 years:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-do-of-course-realize-that-this-is-going-to-end,29734/
ALTHOUGH the fact that THEY COMPARE her to FUCKIN SNOOKIE is nightmarish on ITS own.
This endorsement would be more powerful if most polling places were located in Dennys, but alas…
‘i am moons over my-hammy for Barack Obama and Mitt Romney flip flops more than this stack of pancakes’
Anti-boullion?
At 40 seconds. Why does the audience hate boullion?
She was sort of tricked into that. Good job Jimmy Kimmel.
Guys, I’m really worried about the health of that zebra.
the mother sounds so much like Miley Cyrus