Imagine the most expensive cocktail you can. What’s in it? Tons of real diamonds that have been made edible through some sort of process, you don’t know what kind? The finger of the most beautiful celebrity on Earth? A frozen eyeball? A tiny little endangered animal that you would get to keep as a pet after you finished the drink and freed them? A $50000 gift certificate to every clothing store in the world? The secret to happiness and eternal youth, at least in your heart? A tiny house that eventually grows into a regular-sized house? A wedding ring that your boyfriend or girlfriend put in there to surprise you and then you accidentally drink it and then it cuts up your insides, so then you add in the cost of the emergency room bill and however long you had to stay in the hospital to recover? Whatever the most expensive food is, blended up with the second most expensive food? Megan Fox eyebrows? Special mini limes? ANY OF THOSE, WOULD YOU GUESS?
Nope. None of that. Just OLD ALCOHOL AND BITTERS. (Via BlameItOn.)