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No. Just no.
I was upset coming back to my desk because I lost my headphones. God works in mysterious ways.
Does Gwyneth Paltrow know that her “rapping” isn’t enjoyable when approached from any perspective, either as a joke or as actual music?It’s neither. It’s like a spider that has a weird pattern on its back that you don’t know what type of spider it is and you keep Google Image searching “oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house” and you find no answers but you still have to wonder: oh God what is this orange-striped spider thing in my house?
Good God, I can’t remember the last time I clicked on a link that I knew would be horrible and it was worse than my expectations.
Is there anything Gwynee CAN’T do? I mean seriously, look at the list: actor, artist, magazine writer, cook, perfect mother, fashion designer, singer/songwriter, political analyst, rapper, PRETENTIOUS MONSTER. She’s my idol.
my eyes AND ears are bleeding