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Crispin Glover is objectively awesome, but this is actually FOR kids, so it’s kind of strange. This would kind of scare me:
I’ve never been afraid of spiders, until now. (There are other nursery rhymes by celebrities where this came from.) (Via Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.)
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CRISPIN GLOVER FOR THE RIDDLER IN BATMAN 3!
never thought i’d see “via Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”
I think it’d be more accurate if the creepiness of Crispin Glover’s voice frightened Miss Muffet away.
Still not creepier than Clowny Clown Clown. Good God, Clownly Clown Clown.
Crispin Glover has a way of placing emphasis on words in a way that makes you wonder if they mean something other than what you thought they did.
“Eating her curds, AND whey.”
Go to the website this came from and listen to Glover reading Jack and Jill, its even better.
You’re right, it is better. I love how he introduces himself: “This is Crispin Hellion Glover”.
This is like Tim & Eric, but it’s actually real!
“Hello, this is Crispin? Glover?” Perfect.
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