“Hey, you know how you really like standing in the rain?”
Yes! I love storms, and I love standing in them. It’s so cool and refreshing and, you know, it can also be quite romantic — to get caught in the rain with someone you love. Those are the top three reasons why I love them. Ah, now that you’ve got me thinking about it, I feel like it’s just such a shame that it isn’t raining right now!
“It’s funny you say that! I know exactly the place where we could go and experience a storm! RIGHT NOW!”
You must be joking! Is it a shower? Are you going to take me back to my apartment and point me in the direction of my shower? If so, that’s not a very funny joke!
“No, I’m not talking about a shower! I’m talking about AN INDOOR STORM!”
Oh, great! I can’t wait to experience the cool relief of rain on my skin!
Wait, I feel like wherever I go the rain moves away.
“Oh, really? It’s not doing that for me. I’m feeling the full effects of the rain.”
Seriously? This is so weird! I’m not getting wet at all!
“Are you sure? That’s a little weird…”
I’M SURE! WHAT’S GOING ON! WHY ISN’T THE RAIN TOUCHING ME?!
“I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T KNOW! I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Scene (Via BoingBoing.)