And it’s a Motown band (obviously)? And they’re currently working on a full-length album? And he is somehow living the lives of 10 annoying men at once? Tell us your secret, James Franco! Write it on a piece of paper and throw it in a volcano!

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  1. Insert creepy “Who’s your Daddy” reference here.

  2. James Franco literally cannot surprise me anymore. I mean, he could go to the moon, murder the pope, run for president, move to New Zealand to become a hermit who raises wombats, take over Georgia (the country and/or state), or reveal that he is really Lady Gaga, and all anyone would say is “yeah, that sounds like something he’d do.”

  3. The spoken verse/singing chorus was already perfected by Shawn Mullins “Lullaby” so I’m not sure why Franco’s doing this.

  4. There is no way James Franco would call it a “band”. That is not pretentious enough.

    He’d be more likely to say something like “musical performance troupe”.

  5. James Franco’s band is so hip, even Pitchfork has never heard of them.

  6. James’s ‘singing’ is almost as good as his ‘poetry’. *Almost*

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