Is there any chance you guys want to pool our money and buy a home together in, I don’t know, Duluth, Georgia? It would be so great! Can you imagine OWNING PROPERTY? We could all move out of our mouse hole apartments (or our perfectly good apartments, or our nice houses where we live with our real families) and get a big old house in Duluth with a bunch of strangers from the Internet and just #LIVE. Make pancakes for breakfast, or whatever. Perfect. It’s settled. Now that we’re all on board I do want to tell you that the house I’ve chosen is a replica of Disnyland’s third most well-loved ride, The Haunted Mansion, but I’m guessing that only ups the level of interest you have in the plan, correct? Living in the Haunted Mansion is everyone’s dream? Like, first you get married and have your wedding and also your honeymoon at Disney, then you and your husband move into your dream home in Duluth and it is a replica of the Haunted Mansion and you decorate every room with a different Disney theme and name your kids after Disney characters? The American dream. This will be so great, guys.
Hahahaha. “And you can own it, and live in it.” Perfect delivery. This kind of just seems like a normal house, though. I mean, certainly a HUMONGOUS normal house, but I’m just not blown away right now by how accurate of a replica it is of the Disneyland version. Where are the ghosts, for instance? If I’m going to pay a trillion dollars to live in a replica of the Haunted Mansion, you can bet your butt that I’m going to want some damn ghosts up in there. And there are hardly any park patrons? And we didn’t even get a clear shot of the ride. I’m starting to doubt the whole idea, really. (Via LaughingSquid.)