Did you guys watch the first of three presidential debates last night? Or did you just watch Charmed reruns? Debates are always very confusing to me. Like, today everyone is saying that Mitt Romney won the debate and that Barack Obama was a “disappointment.” OK! I don’t know. I was mostly busy chasing after those precious RT’s anyway. But, like, Mitt Romney is a liar (they are both probably liars, but one of them is more of a liar) and he seemed incredibly petulant and pushy and entitled. I won’t mention his eyes because let’s keep this conversation elevated and above the ad hominem attacks that we are all too good for, but also his eyes. My point is that I am not a swing voter, and so when I watched the debates last night, all I saw was Barack Obama being kind of boring and Mitt Romney being a jerk. Whoops! I’m so stupid. Obviously Mitt Romney won and Barack Obama was “disappointing.” What do I even know? Let’s elect the debate for president. Something something Big Bird.
But so did you guys watch? Who won? Who is president now? Are you going to watch the next debate? What kind of snacks did you have last night and what kind of snacks will you have at the next debate? Who were you wearing? You have two minutes to respond.