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These Wholphin guys had a hard time working up any tears for their crying contest, but we’re not like that, right? We can cry whenever we want! I’d be willing to bet that there’s never a situation, no matter how happy, during which we cannot cry. I’m crying right now, in fact! I almost never stop crying! Day and night, cry cry cry, not like these losers who can’t even cry at all. What, are your eyes broken? Where’s the water huh, guys? I’m crying! We’re all crying! WHY AREN’T YOU CRYING? (Via Gawker)
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Who CAN’T cry on demand? Is it really that hard to think about poor Artax?
That’s seriously what I use to cry on demand. And I use it all the time to get people away from me.
I would yell at you for making me cry, but I have been crying since last night, thinking of sad blue Big Bird in Follow that Bird. OH BIG BIRD YOU DESERVE BETTER.
♫ All by myself ♫
Guy in top right needs to shave his mustache. The stache muscles connect directly to the tear ducts prohibiting guys with mustachse from crying. Simple science.
The ‘stache bone’s connected to the cry bone?
That’s the one, Facetaco. The tear ducts can be reconnected if you hook them up with the soul patch bone. Just like the kids song.
Apparently women’s faces and tear ducts are different than men’s so that when a woman like me cries during the beginning of “Up” the tears fall down her cheeks more easily than a man’s would.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703922804576300903183512350.html
Dr. Feelgood, this seems like an ideal way to accrue downvotes despite the content of your comments.
I can’t cry on demand, but put me in a room with any of these chumps and I bet I can make THEM cry pretty quick.
Quick, someone get them some Nickelback lyrics!
Topknot! The fuck happened to your picture?!
Chris Trash made this for me! It felt like time for a change. Do you like it?
I love it! I think you’ve inspired me to make some changes, as well!
LOL!!
omg! Now
I’m not crying
What the heck is going on with everyone’s avatars!!!!
Ask James Cameron!
Ahhhhh!!!
Hahaha, hey! I’m the guy in the upper right corner! I’m on Videogum! This is the best day of my life!!!
You look like Scott Wolf from an evil parallel dimension. In a good way!
Oh, GO on.
(because Scott Wolf was in “Go”)
In case you guys ain’t know KC is also a writer on, Adventure Time, the best animated show on tv right Now* #FF
*tied with Bob’s Burgers.
Woah, seriously?!?! Thank you for your work.
Oh man, you’re welcome topknot! Thank you for telling Gabe he should watch Adventure Time that time he was talking about the Muppets. That made us feel great!
It’s the best show. I can’t even tell you how much I love it.
I thought the day I sang Lana Del Rey’s Video Games to you over chat was the best day of your life?
Oh yeahhhh…. that was a pretty awesome day too. Damn……