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Gosh, I have so many questions. What products did they use to make John Travolta’s human hair seem perfectly sculpted yet completely natural? How did they find a shirt to match his hair’s exact shade and texture? Why did they put that shirt on Olivia Newton-John, as well? Couldn’t they find her a hair shirt of her own? Did these two friends know that a record label photographer was going to interrupt their holiday party to take the photo for their album, or was it a surprise? Do they have two trees? Why is the tree in the photograph so light on decorations? Are they drinking hot chocolate or lattes? Who tied the bows on the presents? Was it John? What kind of lip gloss is he wearing? This kind? Does he practice his smile in the mirror or is that just the natural shape his face makes when he is happy? Aaarg, so many questions!! But I guess it is best not to demand answers from perfection. We will never understand it fully — we can only be grateful for its presence in our lives. (Via Gawker.)
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This just makes me sad. Can we go back to making fun of that guy from the Christian rock band again?
Can we instead discuss the fact that Glenn Beck confirmed his love of Muse in a letter to the lead singer?
HIS LETTER LEFT ME APPALLED.
Well Olivia Newton-John certainly doesn’t have eyes wide open, amiright?
Because of all the cheek filler, I mean.
That’s not John Travolta. That’s Nic Cage wearing Travolta’s face.
That should answer all your questions, Kelly.
Do Scientologists celebrate Christmas?
they do and have for millions of years.
Trillions. With a T.
Do androids dream of electric sugarplums?
I think I’m going to hold out for the Michelle Pfeiffer/Maxwell Caulfield Christmas album.
I’d pay good money for a Ruth Gordon/Clint Eastwood Christmas album.
Same here! Then we can all turn back (whoa-oh!) the hands of time.
This Christmas John Travolta and Olivia Newton John bring you Black Christmas 2: The call is coming from inside the Thetans.
I think they were trying for this, but missed ever so slightly…
What in God’s name happened to Olivia Newton-John? When did she turn into Chasing Amy?
“O Tannenbaum” takes on a whole new meaning when you realize Tannenbaum was the name of Travolta’s masseur
They should call themselves the Olivia-Newton-John-Travolta-John-Newton-Olivia Travoltas.
I know it’s hard to imagine, but there is a special limited edition run of this album with an even more amazing, holographic cover.
Blingee is like the bacon of photoshop land. It just makes everything better.
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It is a simple rule:
1. Jokes about kids doing dumb things = funny
2. Jokes about kids with disabilities = makes people uncomfortable
3. Jokes about dead kids = special place in hell etc etc
You should have heard the crowd at the gig. I think the groans lasted a minute.
that’s not even about John Travolta, it’s just about an asshole DJ
I’m pretty sure both are Travolta and one is him in ONJ drag. I imagine the photo shoot like this:
I don’t understand what Travolta does to his hair that makes him look so much like a Monchhichi.
Not the best Photoshop that I’ve ever seen. Seriously, makes them like their heads are fused together.