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Good lord! I support the basic premise of what I am being told that this company is attempting to do, which is some variation on removing the heavily processed chemical compounds and preservatives for our diet, but at the end of the day we ARE still talking about candy, right? You can go tubing on the Amazon river with Matt Damon and Gisele “Mint Tea” Bundchen till your face falls off and you still probably shouldn’t shove your face full of candy no matter how much natural palm fruit oil it has in it. But even if you do shove your face full of that sweet, delicious candy that 1 out of 1 children in a white sound studio prefer, it’s not going to, you know, SAVE THE WORLD.
“We need a President who is finally going to get this country’s candy back on track, and address the #1 issue with voters: candy.” – Mitt Romney.
If you want some candy, have some candy! And if you have some candy, try and have the best candy you can find! But YO! People are dying out here on these streets. NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
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Shouldn’t it be called Real? Did I misunderstand something?
It tastes unreeeaaallyyy good!
They need to “rethink” that logo though. It looks like a protein bar or something, it does not look like candy that a person would buy and eat and enjoy based on the wrapper.
Plus the self-righteousness makes it taste so much better!
I wish I had something snarky to say about all the celebreties/handsome people in my neighborhood getting that “Nazi-chic” haircut that Tom Brady is sporting…but all I’ve got is “lookin’ good fellas!!”
Only $11.99 at your local Whole Foods!
Okay, so it appears to be selling for $1.87 at CVS, but I will assume it is a CVS located in Fort Smith, AR.
Sorry, I’m waiting to see where Jennifer Anniston stands on this matter*.
*still barren and single, obviously.
This seems like too much trouble given that I buy anything Matt Damon tells me to anyway.
So… 9 grammys = candy aficionado?
TOM BRADY PLAYS FOOTBALL
uh, thanks, candy?
These guys are toast. I don’t care how powerful their friends are, you do not breach the turf of the Willy Wonka Mafia. They are going to be visited at night by oompa loompas and wake up on the bottom of a river somewhere. Mark my words.
a chocolate river.
Whoa. Nevermind. Turns out Willy is just going to try to modernize his image to be more “green” for the hippy market.
Willy Wonka!!
not the bad Willie Wonka Dep, The Good Willie Wonka original!!!
Do all these videos have the exact same editor?
Great to see that Gisele Bundchen is on her way to being as insufferable as Gwyneth Paltrow.
No! I sort of love her since she got all grouchy after the Patriots lost the Superbowl. It was great.
if this works, then i’m going to make a hefty profit with the organic heroin i’ve been developing. sure, maybe I won’t have Giselle Bundchen shilling for me, but Kate Moss will be any easy get.
He is a LIAR. Raw cacao tastes really strange.
Between self-important candy and GMO arguments on Facebook I can only guess it’s Hate Privileged People Day.
Palm oil is one of the unhealthiest things you can stick in your body, and an essential ingredients for making processed food. It’s production is also pretty awful for the environment. So yeah, Matt Damon…
Yeah, I was going to say…I thought Palm Oil is bad for you and not long ago things were even being promoted as having none of it…
So I saw John Legend in the thumbnail for this video and watched it because I will watch anything that man has to say.
If drink only mint leaf water and eat only this candy I will have a body just like Gisele, right?