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At first, you were really nervous about getting involved with a celebrity. You weren’t sure if you could keep up with his fast-paced, extravagant lifestyle, and you were convinced that he would too-quickly grow bored with you. His fame dug up a lot of deep-seated insecurities. Your friends told you that you were different at the beginning, a self-doubtful shadow of your former talkative, fun-loving self. But then at a certain point you realized that despite all the money and the paparazzi attention, despite the cameos in Kanye West videos and CSI: New York, your boyfriend fucking DRINKS HIS OWN PEE. Out of BOREDOM. If anything, he doesn’t deserve you, but the truth you now realize is that you deserve each other. (Via Dlisted.)
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“seriously, smell it dude”
Really? There’s nothing better to do in France than drink one’s own urine?
“last time I did that, I puked.”
this appears to be a hobby of his.
More like PEE WETS!…EH!..EH!..No? Was I close?
time for jail, pete wentz
God, I was bored by 1:30– well at first more disgusted than bored, but no more disgusted or bored than I usually am with Pete Wentz…. how does this go on for 10 minutes? Did anyone watch the whole thing? Yes, jail for Pete Wentz and 500 hours of community service (and shame) for anyone who could bear 10 minutes of him talking about his urine!
Well, if people hear his shit music, it’s completely normal that he drinks his own urine
More bands need a member with the title bassist/screamer/piss drinking douche bag. If he ever dies (urine overdose?) we can all take comfort in the fact that he can be replaced by Quackers, The Shit Eating Duck.
What is he drinking in the other bottles? Crystal Light? gheyyyyy
“His urine is like his poop”. Dr. Towel-on-Head tells it like it is.
Does he ever actually pee in the toilet? Good luck with the potty training, Bronx.
Sir, that’s way more than I ever needed to know about Pete Went’s urine.
They couldn’t have just gone out to look for French hookers or something? The answer to boredom is not urine.
This is a man who is MARRIED and has a CHILD and he is still making videos like this for everyone to see. The kid grows up and says “Hey dad, what did you do with your spare time when I was a baby?” and it will be awkwaaaaard.
shut the f up pete wentz is fucking amazing freaks so just fuck off