
BATHROOM. HOT SAUCE. TUBE SOCKS. INTRIGUE. FUR COAT. SEX TOWN. PEANUT BUTTER. LAZY RIVER TUBING. DRAMAS. NEWSLETTER. BOBBY KENNEDY. LINCOLN CONTINENTAL. CHAPPED LIPS. SUPERMARKET. EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR. HOSIERY. ZOOS. SEAT BELT. ICED COFFEE. CRIMINAL JUSTICE. ELEGANCE. GRAPEFRUIT. HOCKEY PUCK. WEREWOLVES. SAD FACE. EMPTY BOWL. POTATO CHIP. HIGH HEELS. SATURDAY. DOGGIE BAG. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. HORRORCORE. PASTRY. MANIFEST DESTINY. IGLOO. WE THE PEOPLE. FAIR TRADE. EGG NOG. APHRODISIAC. FEMALE INTUITION. CHAFING DISH. DID I ALREADY SAY SEX TOWN? EGGS OVER MY HAMMY. SMOKE WEED. PROP COMEDY. BOOSTERISM. ADVIL. BUTTERFACE. OLD FASHIONED KNOW HOW. TURKEY COBBLER. AIRPORT SECURITY. DOUCHECHILL. CINNAMON PIE. BEEP BOOP BLOP. ASTRONOMY. TONGUE TWISTERS. PINKIE RING. MINT JULEP. PRETTY. ELECTIVE SURGERY. AEROSOL. WISDOM TOOTH. SHOWBUZZNESS. CAR ALARM. BOSTON TEA PARTY. HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS. VISINE. AMBER ALERT. JEWS. TAYLOR SWIFT’S “WE ARE NEVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER.” NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE. XOXOXO. KING RALPH. WIND CHILL FACTOR. ADORKABLE.
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I first read “tube socks” as “lube socks” and somehow that fits well I think.
…but you forgot lazy, stupid and disrespectful!
go fix me a turkey pot pie.
So does anyone else have ‘fitter happier’ stuck in their heads now?
“Fitter Happier” yes. “Technologic” also.
SKRILLEX.
whats a skrillex?
Martinis. Gimlets. Spousal abuse. Manhattans.
They did leave off the only three words I think of when I think of Elizabeth Taylor. Weddings, Michael and Jackson. She was married 8 times and hung out with Wacko Jacko. Aren’t those the only things that really matter? Chicks who watch Lifetime love weddings and Michael Jackson. That should have been the whole movie.
but dick is not one of them.
TRAIN WRECK
…oh wait, that’s pictured.
I am coming out of hiding to say: this post is possibly my favorite in Videogum hestory.
I’ve screwed it up already. Herstory.
HOT BUTTERED RUM*
*That word has not left my head since I found out pounds of things go into it.
SMIZE
BOOTY TOOCH
Why is this the first I’ve heard of turkey cobbler?
BUMP-WATCH.
NOT MY COCAINE. NOT MY JEANS.
(That was my favorite excuse the last time she got busted. What the hell??? Her excuses are the BEST excuses.)
ART?
BLOOKHEAD
ART! Seriously, bravo.
CRAZYTOWNBANANAPANTS
PERFUME COMMERCIAL
I think I know who made that poster.