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Hey girls! How have you been? How do you feel about transitioning from summer into fall/winter? Don’t you wish you had some sort of magical power where you could blink, or whatever, and the clothing item you want appeared before you for free? And don’t you wish you knew what clothing items were good and which once weren’t so good? I’ll tell you what, I almost bought a sweatshirt with a bunch of bananas on it the other day, which, like, I KNOW is probably not a good sweatshirt to buy, but I wish I could know for a fact whether or not it was a thing that I’d like for a while. You know? I know you know what I mean. Ahh. I love chatting with you guys! Just us gals. Anyway, so, how often do you show off? All the time, some of the time, or none of the time? If the answer is anything other than the first answer, YOU ARE NOT DOING IT RIGHT! What you need to start doing is often putting yourself in a position where you’ll be able to show off your talent, whatever it is, UNLESS IT IS EXPLICIT, LADIES, in public. Like, are you good at knitting? Join a knitting circle. Are you good a music? Be in a band. Are you good at being charming? Talk to people and charm them and do it very loudly so people around you can be charmed too. Are you good at, I don’t know, fixing bikes? See if you can get a bike shop TV reality show. Are you good at singing? Go to K-Mart and find a karaoke machine and just blow everyone’s f-ing minds.
Great job, girl. You’re very talented, both at singing AND at knowing how to casually show off. Never stop. You are great. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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good on K-Mart for putting the karaoke machines right where they belong: the Liquor Department. it’s where Whitney would’ve wanted it.
Damn, she belted that out like a crackhead.
I’m really good at math, but it’s hard to show off that kind of thing in public. I’m going to start leaving all my bathroom stall graffiti in equation form, with my phone number so anyone who checks the math can call me to congratulate me on being correct. “Yes, hello, is this Fatima? Excellent work on that graphically represented equation joke, the punchile was hilarious!” Why thank you, bathroom stranger. Thank you very much.
Hey, since you’re here, what’s the deal with that weird problem thing Matt Damon did in Good Will Hunting where it’s lines with dots at the end sticking out in all directions? That’s really math? Like Earth math? It’s been bugging me for a while, but I don’t know many mathematicians. A few, but I don’t like them very much and wouldn’t believe their answer.
It’s basically a graphical representation of a type of matrix called an adjacency matrix. It’s not the fun kind of math.
“Fun kind of math.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha….
That is one of your math jokes right, Fatima?
I think calculus is a riot.
So, it isn’t Earth math. Got it.
I’m way ahead of you as my talent is blathering semi-anonymously on the internet!
I can also fit my fist in my mouth but it turns out no one wants to see that, pretty much ever.
The reptoids have reached the surface! FLY, YOU FOOLS!!
You know how you can tell this girl is a Democrat? If she were Republican, she’d be using her own damn karaoke machine.
and she wouldn’t be wearing a Superman t-shirt. what kind of self-sufficient job creator needs superheros? they are already saving the world.
There are definitely tables in the cafeteria where she’s not welcome.
I’m already doing it right, because my talent is commenting on Videogum.
Quit grandstanding.
Where are those people from the Voice? Instead of their chairs spinning around, will they pop out from behind the registers?