
Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That’s right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand what I am telling you right now? I am blogging from the sky! Obviously, in-flight Internet is not exactly a new invention (although in the scheme of, like, dinosaurs until today it is VERY new) but it is also one of those things that you do have to give it up for every once in awhile. You know what I mean? We’ve gotten to the point where we are ANNOYED about the iPhone 5 because it has a new power connector when the fact of the matter is that 10 years ago the iPhone 5 would have destroyed the planet because everyone’s minds would have literally (literally) exploded out of their eyeballs. GUYS, THINGS ARE PRETTY COOL THESE DAYS TOO. I’m just saying: take a moment and check some of this stuff out! It’s not so bad! Here I am, a hundred feet in the sky (give or take) and I can read a blog post about how Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn wore SIMILAR DRESSES on the SAME DAY in NEW YORK CITY. So dope. Great blog post. Good to keep up with things. Let’s never be out of touch. (Actually, now that we are talking about it, in-flight Internet is also pretty much the worst thing ever. Can’t we stop for two seconds? Like, another nice thing about cross country flights is turning your phone off, too. I guess it’s all a bit of a balancing act.) Who wore it better? Jessica Alba? Olivia Munn? Or THE FUTURE? Take our poll:
YOU GUYS, IMAGINE IF GRANDPA COULD SEE US NOW! WE ARE REALLY DOING IT!
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“Thank you for calling your poll ‘Who Wore It Better?’ instead of Who Wore It Best?’ because it’s simply incorrect to use the superlative when only two things are being compared,” said an old person. (Full disclosure: That old person is me.)
Oh, wait, it’s three things, isn’t it: Olivia Munn, Jessica Alba, and the Future? That means that the superlative is totally appropriate. Sorry. I’m just going to go do my Jane Fonda fitness tape now. Where are my liver pills?
Steve Winwood is so excited right now
So Gabe is very good friends with Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn and they’re getting married this weekend??!?! Crazy!!!!!
although in the scheme of, like, dinosaurs until today it is VERY new
Are you saying dinosaurs didn’t have the internet? I’m not sure I follow you.

They are wearing two different dresses. The sleeves on Jessica Alba’s dress are cuter.
But I like Olivia Munn’s shoes more.
But let’s be honest, the future is wearing killer earrings, and I would literally murder a family of orphans for that clutch.
One might say that the future is ahead of its time with its choices in fashion. Thank you and good night ladies and gentlemen!
Well are the orphans a rag-tag family of misfits that was brought together out of need or just like 12 orphans that are also related and happened to have lost their mom and dad and live under a bridge? It’s a pretty cute clutch, but I’m not hurting anyone unless I can get those shoes too…
That being said, I like Alba’s dress better (the sleeves, the bluer hue), but I like Munn’s accessorizing and length and fit better. Honestly, I’ve put way too much thought into this. Or not enough.
I come to the same conclusion. Alba wins on dress and Munn on shoes. Badideajeans did you look at the additional pictures and see the back of the shoes? Definitely worth murdering orphans for.
“I’m a fan and admirer of Olivia Munn in several ways and I want you all to know it” — badideajeans
it’s like the differences between the old iPhone and the new iPhone. they’re there, you just have to look
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KgGBY.jpg[/IMG]
Ahh sorry, I’m new here!
Ugh I had the same problem. Is this right? Can I use this entire post as a testing ground?
Yeah, this is crazy. Tim Gunn would be all over this amateur who would bore Nina and piss of Michael with their inaccurate comparison. Everyone knows that the girl on the right (eva?) is wearing the wrong shoulders for this dress it makes her look like a house frau and insert something bitchy, mean and pejorative and witty
Where’s the slot to put the money for inflight wifi access? In your neighbor’s shoe? The toilet?
Was the wifi password “password”?
I like to think that we are still in the past in a way. Like think how much technology has advanced since 10 years ago, and then think how much more it will have advanced 10 years from now. I can’t even process how batshit the iPhone 15 is going to be.
I saw and read the “this week in movie trailers” post when it accidentally went up earlier so I’ve technically been to the future and there are trailers EVERYWHERE. It’s beautiful.
Can’t wait for you guys to see it.
THE FUTURE:
where are tha zombies?
Do you have any more pictures?
Dammit guys sorry. I don’t know how to post pics on this thing.
Make sure it ends in .jpeg, gif, png – copy url and then paste is always good. Copy IMAGE URL not just the URL.
OMG success! Thanks djfreshié! Canadians are so polite.
http://imgur.com/n0Gzh
Not gonna lie, I read the first sentence and thought “man, that sucks. Does Gabe have to choose which wedding to go to?”