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Like, listen, you just have to be really careful about what you’re going to say around this plant — I’m not trying to tell you to be a different person or anything like that, but just keep in mind that this plant is, like, reeeaaaaaaally sensitive so, like, even if you think you’re being totally fine or whatever there’s a chance that this plant is going to be like, “what?” You know? Like, “What did that human just say to me? Did I do something wrong? Why doesn’t anyone ever like me? I don’t even know why I came out tonight.” You know? And then the night is just going to be ruined for everybody. Not that it would be anyone’s fault, but, you know. That’s just how the plant is, and that’s just how everybody else is. But if it can be avoided that would be the best. So that’s all, I guess, I just wanted to give you a heads up about it. Just, like, if you can be a little more careful with what you say and do around the plant. Super sensitive plant. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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These are the kind of plants that everybody just sort of brushes off, and then one day you see that they snap and start trying to kill Mark Wahlberg.
To be fair, haven’t we all been there at least once in our lives?
Well I wouldn’t have tried to kill him if he’d just approved my application to join the Funky Bunch.
If I were there that plant NEVER would have curled up like that. I would have stopped that hand in its tracks.
“There would have been a lot of chlorophyll on the floor, and then me saying to my seedlings, ‘Ok, we’re going to get to another greenhouse safely, don’t worry.’”
well, we all made fun of shyamalan’s the happening. now whos laughing? i guess us. but still.
Plant, just to be clear, we’re laughing WITH you, not at. Relax.
What a wallflower.
Your applause gifs are my favourite part of your posts. “Who’s FLW got in the wings today??” – me, every day.
It’s a mystery to me too, if I’m being honest.
“No means no!” – this plant
“Take your stinking paws off of me, you damned dirty ape!” – also this plant
“I come from the land of the ice and snow.”
-Robert Plant
“I’m the cat who won’t cop out when there’s danger all about.” – Richard Roundtree
A cat isn’t a plant!
So you say tasty facial snack thing!
“Take back the night(shade)!” – all the other plants
Was anyone else like, “NOOOO! QUIT IT!!! YOU’RE KILLING IT!!!!” the whole time? No, just me?
Lay off, it was probably bullied a lot in high school.