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Last night, Clint Eastwood was the surprise guest speaker at the Republican National Convention and spent his time making everybody uncomfortable and interviewing the shit out of some unqualified chair. The best. Our generation’s Norm Macdonald.
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“Surprise guest speaker” means he got confused looking for the nearest Luby’s and wandered onto the stage.
Yeah, let’s not make fun of the elderly and demented. #rude.
President Obama is this generations Prophet Elijah.
You know who loved that speech? These kids’ parents – http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/
I want to say that of all the sites that are surely discussing the odd Clint Eastwood speech from last night, I already know that Videogum is the place where it will be done with the most humor, and with the fewest bad grammar-filled rants about how the “socialist marxist kenyan is trying to ban the constitution.”
Thank you in advance for that!
That said, Clint Eastwood, original action hero, threw his support to the man who rides passenger on a jet ski.
he does that because Mormons don’t believe in fun
That is a damned lie!
Mormons believe in the existence of fun. They just don’t believe in having any.
Are you saying green Jell-O isn’t fun?
The very good and normal speech sadly lost all credibility when it was revealed that the chair HAD, in fact, run a lemonade stand.
BNPG: Clint Eastwood Chair Movies
I’m a gruff boxing coach chair but I’ll eventually grow to take a liking to you even though you’re a female chair who wants to box
You crazy minorities get off my lawnchair!
Highchair Noon: A set of twin babies eat peas while their dad plays them a song on guitar and they dance using secret twin language. Clint Eastwood is the neighbor that tells them to turn off that infernal racket.
“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he recline six notches or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this relaxationI kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Lay-Z-Boy Forty-Four Magnum, the most comfortable recliner in the world, and would cushion your ass clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
The Good, The Bad, and the Poorly Upholstered
Dirty Chairy
i got home last night and saw the field day MSNBC was having with this and just watched it and once again, people are making a big deal out of nothing. the only real shock is that he somehow was able to find a routine that was older than he is.
Bob Newhart’s phone conversations are comedy gold.
via https://www.facebook.com/defeatmittThe resemblance is uncanny.
Clint + bad case of jaundice = Abe
Always… the Simpsons did it
Dear Mr. President,
There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
Do you think someone was supposed to CGI something onto the chair and they forgot?
Where’s Tupac’s holigram when you need it?
Far, far away from that many Republicans in Florida.
They were really going to use a hologram of Reagan last night and decided against it. I kept thinking he still saw the hologram.
The day I realized that I had a crush on the man with no name, and not actually on Clint Eastwood, made it a lot easier to separate my deep, deep love from racist nonsense like Grand Torino and staunch republicanism.
Clint Eastwood is the last great entertainer of Gabe’s generation.
This:
Ben Linus talked to an empty chair once, too. (@DamonLindelof)
That’s your Grandad.
Based on this, I’m guessing that Clint Eastwood was the head writer of the last 15 Academy Awards…
Boy, that Norm MacDonald thread was like an entirely different Videogum. There were actually people with different opinions. And they were downvoted for disagreeing. Is this why there isn’t much variety of opinion around here anymore?