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As we sit here this afternoon, in our offices or our bedrooms or our living rooms or our cubicles, we teeter on the edge of summer. This weekend will bring with it Labor Day, and with that it will take away any immediate future opportunities for going to the beach, swimming in a pool outside, drinking a drink on a roof as the sun sets, wearing shorts, buying cool sunglasses, being uncomfortably warm, and everything else we’ve grown so fond of over the past few months. What a bummer. (Kind of.) (Certainly everyone agrees that fall and spring are the best seasons, but do those even exist anymore?) (They don’t exist enough, at least!) (So here we are.) Goodbye, summer. Maybe we will see you again next year, unless the world ends before then. To celebrate your waning, let’s play a party game! Huh?? Sounds good 2 me. End of summer movies. I’ll go first.
- Back to the Future When You Go to School
- 0 Days Of Summer Left
- The Ending Story
- The Last Days of Disco And Also Summer
- The Long Goodbye
I betcha can’t beat those! Just kidding! They were all pretty bad, I bet you will do much better! (Clock on the beach image via Shutterstock.)
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The Importance of Being Summer
Fall-e
The Sun Also Rises a Little Later Now
The Fall?
Take the Air Conditioner Out of the Rear Window
Annie Fall
I am doing this wrong.
Some Like it Less Hot
The Day After Tomorrow is Labour Day
No More White Club
This is weirdly racist.
Goodfallas
Sunset Earlier Boulevard
Ephemeral Sunshine of the Grassless Lawn
Dr. No More BBQs
Quantum of Solstice
Octoberpussy
Leafraker
Coldboy
The Last Air Conditioner
Dammit, Catweazle, for stealing something I thought of hours after you did!
We Need To Talk About Autumn
In-Da-LongPants-dence Day
A Farewell to (bare) Arms
Premium Rush For Clearance Deals On This Year’s Summer Trends
National Lampoon’s Vacation is Over
Daylight Savings Private Ryan
Leaves in Las Vegas are changing
Das Boots
Requiem for a Dream Celeb Bikini Body Ad
Robin Hood: Prince of Leaves
The Two Towers anniversary
Half-Zip Nelson
Point Rake
Not Quite as Hot Fuzz
the Hangovercast
My (Bing) Summer of Dong (Is Over)
Bing 2: The Fall of Dong
The Rise and Fall of the Dong Empire
Sorry guys, I just want to make all the Dong jokes I can before the Summer of Dong is over.
Dawn of the Dead Leaves
(Getting on an) Airplane! (and leaving town)
(Seriously I am at the airport)
Schindler’s List of Chores to Winterize the Cottage
Back To Cool starring Old Navy, J.C. Penny and other places your mom takes you before school starts.
Legends of the Fall
Autumn’s Bone
(500) Days of Summer Are Finally Over
The Dark Knight Before School
Back to School Runnings
Equinoxilibrium
A Lazy River Runs Through It
Fall Metal Jacket
Fallgo.
Summergeist.
Or Faltergeist, if that’s your thing.
The Thin Red Tanline
I couldn’t (okay, wouldn’t) think of anything so instead I’m going to make an inappropriate rap about that clock on the beach:
Yo. Yo.
CLOCK ON THE BEACH
It’s a CLOCK It’s a CLOCK
CLOCK ON THE BEACH
It’s a clock, yo, SHIT
It’s just a muthafuckin clock
In the muthafuckin sand
There’s a seashell next to it
MUTHFUCKA, YEAH
CLOCK ON THE BEACH
It’s a CLOCK It’s a CLOCK
CLOCK ON THE BEACH
Muthafucka, muthfucka
go suck on that
MUTHAFUCKIN CLOCK
shiiiit
Thank you.
Wait, wait:
A Clockwork Beach
NO WAIT:
Super-Toys Last All Summer Long, Then Break in the Fall, Because They’re Actually Terrible Toys
YAH, But AW, the movie that was adapted to was called “AI”
See, I couldn’t AND wouldn’t, but then I did, and oops. Sorry, everybody. Sorry forever.
I just feel terrible about letting everyone down and then commenting too much.
Almost Fallmous
The Dark Knight Rises To Put On a Coat
Batman Begins School Again
Haha, sorry this one is great. I attempted to add to it, but it in itself is just all around the best.
Here’s attempt #2: The Dark Knight Rises To Grab Another Blanket
Independence Day (Was Two Months Ago)
Wet Cold American Autumn
Extremely Fall and incredibly close
August Hush
Hope Falls
The Odd Life of Timothy Orange-Red-Yellow-Brown (what’s with all the hyphenated surnames these days?)
Wet Hot American First Few Weeks of School Until Autumn Actually Starts