Ahh, the Republican National Convention seems so fun! Just a bunch of dudes hanging out having a great time together. Not sure why everybody on Twitter seems so upset about it. You guys don’t like fun? Infuriating, distorted fun full of straight up lies that just makes you so upset? And you’re thinking, “I shouldn’t even be watching this,” but then you can’t stop watching it? And you realize that that is definitely on you? Love it. Would be prudent. Gonna do it. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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I had no idea the elder Bush is even still alive. Glad to see he’s hangin’ in there.
He still looks better than Barbara ever will!
Whatever, at least she has a real marriage!
Good point! I can only hope to have half of what they have! Even with my sassy black nanny and my super femme husband and my quirky adorable egg donor and surrogate and her sassy genius daughter that she had at 15 AND her super conservative grandmother who refuses to age! LOL – so typically Nana
<3 – I am NOT 4 real.
I mean he looks better then his son too.
There are juniors in college who weren’t born yet the last time that impression was relevant. And people have the nerve to say conservatives aren’t funny.
Says the guy with a picture and name referencing a 40-year old robot.
Judge me not by the timeliness of my avatar, but on the content of my comments.
R2D2 was esquired in 2009, so…
Can we talk about how weird it is that Dana Carvey failed in Hollywood? Why isn’t he an Adam Sandler, or Jim Carrey?
you must be australian, cause purple vortexes spin the other way over here
Meanwhile, Paul Ryan’s dead-eyed expression leads me to believe he’s been doing a long form impression of Toonces the Driving Cat.
Well he WOULD drive us over a cliff!
The only difference is Paul Ryan isn’t ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.
And Toonces did pal around with Victoria Jackson! I think you are on to something FLW:
SNL = Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy

Wake Up, Sheeple!
Wow, just looking at that fuckwad’s face made me want to break something. Bush Sr. seems downright charming compared to Ryan and I spent most of 1988 campaigning against him. Here is hoping Mitt gets a Willie Horton moment and Ryan goes back for the circle of Hell from whence he was spawned.
Pictures of an and Romney together always remind me of the “women laughing alone eating a salad” phenomenon.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuoGqA51R4i87PDLuwgdmD1EON40KwzKPVIrrDS2tXSTK_zTJh&t=1
This one’s my favourite:

/one more for the road

When we had to deal with clients we didn’t like, my old boss and I would have “who can do the best fake laugh” contests. These guys could be in the fake laugh Olympics.
Even when Mitt is laughing, he looks like he has intense, bottled up rage issues. Mitt reminds me of your friend’s super scary dad that would come over and take your soda away and pour it down the drain because you didn’t say please… All while smiling, which makes him so much more terrifying.
that’s gotta be photoshopped. one should not have that quantity of hair on the INSIDE of one’s arm
“WE’RE SO RICH!”