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Here, I made you a card.
Here’s hoping your special day is a super sexy sensual sandwich of serenity, or whatever the kind of shit you say is.
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Happy Birthday Courtney! I bought you new 12” clear heels but don’t know where to send them.
Send them to me, I’m being Ginger Spice for halloween!
Happy Birthday, Courtney. You don’t look a day over 37.
When the hell did you start pulling punches?
Funny you ask. I actually typed the following:
“Happy Birthday, Courtney. With your looks and now your age, you’re only one divorce away from a job waitressing at IHOP.”
But I thought that might be over the line, so I amended it.
“And now you know the rest of the comment. Page 2.” — Blog Harvey.
Dude, don’t rag on IHOP like that. Take all of your frustrations out on Denny’s, please. They deserve it.
No. Denny’s has good waffles with shot-glass servings of syrup. #WalterJrDiscoversYelp
Applebee’s has it coming.
I was going to upvote this, but you’re exactly at 37 upvotes and it too much of a wonderful coincidence to disturb.
Happy Birthday Courtney! I hope Doug still loves you now that you’re an old lady!
the inside of the card says, “remember 1993? me neither!”
“STD Free since ’93″ is her mantra.
She’s finally old enough to buy the cigarettes to match her leathery exterior.
Leathery Exterior is the name I use in my Cramps cover band.
And thus begins the countdown to the inevitable Playboy photo shoot.
“Excuse me? Our readers expect a certain standard of sophistication and DECENCY, and we are not about to infringe upon those standards.” – Hugh Hefner
note to self : always set the safesearch mode on moderate when googling someone you’ve never heard of from work
Don’t worry, she’s legal now, it’s slightly less creepy to look at those pictures at work.
” ”glance” at those pictures…not ”look” ” – Some generic lawyer
Here Courtney, cheer up! NoH8Rs!!! Blingee4Lyfe!
You tell her, frog!
A frog would actually say : J’ai entendu dire que c’était ton anniversaire… Va donc chier
- A canadian frog (me)
No joke, at work we stopped everything so we can all get up to speed about the now street legal Courtney Stodden. Granted it was a slow day and we are easily distracted, but yeah. It’s like the “The Ring:” spread Courtney Stodden to the masses and you won’t die in 7 days.