This kid is the best. Dude is like, “Doesn’t even matter, lightning from my hands, what.” He’s like, “Lightsaber upside your head, bitch.” Stan Winston is looking down from heaven and saying “Would a smile hurt?” And this kid is like “Relax, ghost. I run this.”

Meanwhile, George Lucas is like “I need to get out of the kitchen, because it is filled with heat that I cannot take.” Penguin legs. (Via Urlesque)

Comments (19)
  1. this kid’s totally the future of film, but he’s all “what’s it to you? wanna make something of it?” – and I can get with that.

  2. Prestidigititis  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    I want “Ignore the red X” to be this year’s “I move away from the mic to breathe in.”

  3. Booferama  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    The best part? The kid’s a much better actor than Hayden Christensen.

  4. hello, this MUSIC!

  5. I refuse to “ignore the red X.” Also, loss of points for the Windows Vista plug…

  6. Kid + AE + Andrew Kramer + Not paying for Particular = awesome

  7. Hair dryer ain’t even plugged in. Kidz got mad skillzzz. All your base belong to this kid.

  8. edub  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    “that kid is so boss”
    -preggers juno girl

  9. that hair dryer scene contained some serious acting.

  10. Ignore the Red X (again.) Like, ignore the fishing string holding up these planets hanging magically in “outer space.” I love it. I love it. Magic!

  11. Babaganoosh  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    Is he squinting because everything in that damned house is white?

  12. he’s slept with more women than chuck norris.

  13. Ford  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    That’s what superhero kids do when their superhero parents leave them home alone.

  14. Ford  |   Posted on Mar 10th, 2009

    That’s what superhero kids do when their superhero parents leave them home alone.

  15. it’s a good thing the only thing he found in that bedside drawer was a hair dryer

  16. tiot  |   Posted on Mar 11th, 2009

    That is actually a 42 year old asian man. He’s the homeowner.

  17. i love that he can make a laser beam come out of his mom’s hair dryer but he’s still got a rabbit ear antenna on his tv set.

  18. When they look back on the internet, this is when it all changed–the attitude, at least.

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