Emma Stone is on the cover of the new issue of Interview magazine, where she talks about stuff like Ryan Gosling and Spider-Man and BREAKING UP W/ YR BOYFRIEND! You know, the stuff America wants to know. She also talks about why she doesn’t have a bucket list, obviously (via Celebitchy):

On being anti-bucket list: “I won’t make a bucket list, because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be like, ‘Oh, she didn’t get to do that…’”

Haha. Another reason that she hasn’t made a bucket list is probably because no one actually makes a bucket list. Who makes a real bucket list? That isn’t a thing! It was just a terrible movie. Even old people don’t make real bucket lists, much less 23-year-old multi-millionaire, international movie stars. But sure, Emma Stone. Stay strong. Don’t bend to the demands of Big Bucket List. That being said, if Emma Stone DID make a bucket list, what would be on it? “Eat a picnic on the top of the pyramids!” “See Atlantis.” “Star in Easy B.” It’s funny because of how we are all going to die one day.

Comments (25)
  1. But now we’ll just feel bad for her for not having a bucket list while reading People Magazine’s sexiest celebrity bucket lists (spoiler: It’s Bradley Cooper in a much debated win).

  2. Celebitchy.

    Let me know when there’s a Celebastardly.

  3. Wouldn’t expect anti-bucket list sentiment from someone so pail.

  4. The #1 thing on my bucket list has been the same since I was a kid, and it’s to own one of these:

  5. First on the list is “Stop being viewed as the poor man’s Lindsay Lohan.” She’s still working on that.

  6. Does this mean that the new lazy journalism interview question is “What is on your bucket list?” Gross. I’d much rather hear how she gets her ideas.

    • Maybe she misunderstood the question. Maybe that journalist was an esteemed contributor to Bucket Quarterly, the Publication for the Discerning Bucket Aficionado. Sadly, the inflammatory beach v. wooden debate will go undecided, for now.

  7. I enjoy the idea that if she were to have a bucket list, it would be a physical list that people would find after her death and not just some loose set of ideas or a Google doc or something.

  8. What if making a bucket list was the only entry on her posthumously found bucket list that she’d just starting writing when death came around and knocked her out ? That’d be sad for sure.

  9. The only thing on my bucket list at the moment is “Make a bucket list”

    Is that more or less embarrassing than, say, “go skydiving” “climb Mount Everest” “meet the Dalai Lama” “travel back in time and stop 9/11 from happening”?

    • Does anyone really need to meet the Dalai Lama? I follow him on twitter. That’s enough

      • My friend in college did. Her dad was a religion prof at a fancier school than ours. I think they golfed together? (That might be an implanted memory from Caddyshack or my immediate followup question when I learned she had met him through her dad.)

  10. #3. Make it into Monster’s Ball using my Videogum alter ego, imsteph.

  11. My friends mom uses her bucket list as an excuse to make us do boring things we don’t want to

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