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Star Magazine reported this week that Gwyneth is opening a Spanish-themed restaurant in LA with Mario Batali, but her “rep” denied it. So, whatever. NOM NOM NOM or NOT NOT NOT. Ahhhhahahahahaha. We did it!
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But will I have to dress up to eat there,or is a $90 white t-shirt acceptable attire?
“Excuse me, waiter, what’s this GOOP on my chicken?”
She was originally going to open the restaurant in New York but she knows Gabe’s been in LA more recently
Gwyneth is just like the rest of us and our reps.
Hopefully she’ll blog about this.
Oh good, I hope they’ll serve tapas. You know, tapas? Those tiny dishes of food that are barely enough to split between two people, much less 3 or 4, and so you have to order several of them but they all cost over $10 each and then it’s like $40 per person later and you’re like I haven’t even factored in the cost of drinks etc. etc. Fuck tapas.
Fuuuuck some tapas. They’re just fancy-ass snacks. Throw a foreign word on a snack bar, and people eat that shit up.
I agree with you about being overpriced, but on the other hand: Snacks are delightful. And tortilla espanola is fucking delicious.
Didn’t someone just go on a snack-based trip? Someone moving to LA???
Now we know why Gabe is moving to LA!!!
NOM NOT NOT?
Alyx! You are a new Monster! Why have you not made the obligatory introduction?!
I know nothing!
—Jon Snow
I demand details! At LEAST give us a link to your Pinterest profile!
http://www.whatthehellisapinerestIknownothingjonsnow.what
By the bye, this thumbs-up-thumbs-down thing really makes me insecure. I didn’t notice that before I made the profile. All my snark comes best from the butt; not the brain. See? Now I’m trying too hard. Butt-brain. That’s me.
My opportunity to POOP on something of Gwyneth’s is finally here!