I don’t know if we are. Are we? How much does your mood today feel like this guy riding a tiny bicycle, looking ridiculous but also looking pretty impressive if we’re going to be honest about it, on a scale of 1 to 10? I would say I’m at about a 6 — just slightly over the halfway point, trying to get through this day with the tiny amount of bicycle I have to get through it on, looking like a fool but just trying to enjoy it. You know? Ya gotta be “guy on a tiny bike” sometimes. How about you? Today are you “guy on a tiny bike”? HELLO? (LaughingSquid.)

Comments (12)
  1. i dont get your metaphor

  2. This is my first day with no children at home in 25 years, so my bike feels way too big.

  3. Grazie, grazie. This video has a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.

  4. Twenty-two seconds is an awfully long time to wait for a man on a tiny bike to fall over…

  5. I, for one, am NOT that guy on the tiny bicycle, Kelly. Not even a little bit. Not even a one. Maybe a 0.5. But that’s it, no more than that.

  6. remember that episode where homer goes to clown college and rides the mini bicycle and then his pants get caught up in the chain and get ripped off then krusty is like oh then hilarity ensued?

  7. Call me a SIZE queen, but I like a bike you can really RIDE!

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