Posted on Aug 20th, 2012 by Gabe Delahaye
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he’s got my vote! OFA.BO/PDSp2T
#Obama2012— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) August 18, 2012
Tough break for the Romney campaign. After months of speculation that this would be one of the most closely contested elections in American history, it looks like it’s all over but the crying. America runs on Alba. In related news, Jessica Alba revealed to the press this week that “bubble butt runs in her family.” She’s our true First Lady. USA! #Twitter #Obama2012 #BubbleButt #PaulRyan2016 #DunkinDonuts (Promoted) #Balloons
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Guess this means I have to go vote for Obama now. Sigh…
“She’s got my vote!” – Sir Mix-A-Lot
I’ll never watch Idle Hands the same way again.
how did you watch it before?
As a conservative allegory for the invisible hand of the free market.
Obama has secured the babe vote
Nope, Kelsey Grammer’s still voting Republican.
Celebrities can vote?
They’re just like us. Unless we’re black and poor and live in a state with voter ID laws. America!
this country, chuckles…sigh. welp.
tear
So goes Jessica Alba, so goes the nation.
The Killer Inside Me, Idle Hands, Machete, Good Luck Chuck, Sin City …Barack Obama is going to associate himself with this filth?
I clicked that link ” Jessica Alba on her worst physical feature: ‘Bubble butts run in my family!’”
Worst physical feature? Are these people insane?
Exactly! I would bury my face in that
Obama/Biden 2012: Alba have what she’s having!
It took me way too long to figure out OFA.BO/PDSp2T was a link and not some newfangled Twitter language.