Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 by 49 Comments

Hey Gummos! (that’s what you guys call yourselves, right???)

Now that everyone’s main homeboy Mitt Romney has done the right thing and picked Paul Ryan as his running mate, thereby ensuring that America has at least a 50% chance of getting back to a slightly more… traditional government, I thought it would be fun to bring a fun game we were playing over at ‘Yo, Is This Racist?’ onto your shores: let’s come up with a slogan for Romney/Ryan, 2012.

This guy indisputably gets it:

That’s right, it’s a special White On White edition of Best New Party Game, Romney/Ryan 2012 Slogans!

Here’re some of the best ones from all of the Racecars over at YITR.

Can you do better than these? It’s possible! Anything’s possible!

 
Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Yo, Peace Out
Comments (49)
  1. facetaco  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +16

    Mitt Romney: No Birth Certificate Necessary

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  2. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney/Ryan 2012: I Got Nothin’

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  3. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +20

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Do the White Thing

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  4. brittadictarnold  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +12

    Romney/Ryan: Don’t Vote Donkey, Vote Honkey

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  5. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney/Ryan 2012: The White Stuff

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  6. mrCasual  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +10

    Turns out, you CAN go back.

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  7. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +6

    Romney/Ryan Two Zero One Two: Reagan Boogaloo

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  8. miss lonelyhearts  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +24

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Two Wrongs Do Make a White

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  9. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +5

    Romney/Ryan 2012: So Easy A Caveman Can Do It

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  10. lawblog  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +6

    Romney/Ryan 2012: All White by Me

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  11. video films  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +2

    Romney/Ryan 2012: White Faces, White Furious

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  12. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +27

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Guess Who’s Coming To Brunch

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  13. jawnofthedead  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Rage Against the Machine Unapproved

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  14. Ian  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +6

    Romney/Ryan 2012: White Men Can’t Jump Into Office

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  15. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +9

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Love The Police

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  16. ElectricKoala  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +8

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Let’s put the ‘White’ back in White House

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  17. imsteph  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +12

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Anglo-Saxin’

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  18. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +8

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Straight Outta [Generic White Flight Suburb]

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  19. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +19

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Have You Accepted Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior?

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  20. southernbitch  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +4

    Romney/Ryan 2012: The Great White Hope

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  21. mute superstar  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +5

    Romney/Ryan 2012: The White Knight Rises

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  22. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em. Just Take My Wallet.

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  23. miss lonelyhearts  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +10

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Nonthreatening in Hoodies

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  24. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +6

    Romney/Ryan 2012: White Makes Right

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  25. lilbobbytables  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +12

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Isn’t it Time for a White President Again?

    You know that’s pretty much what they’re thinking.

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  26. tiredandwired  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +4

    Romney/Ryan 2012: White Club

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  27. imsteph  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +5

    Romney/Ryan 2012: We’ll Fence the Dogs Back In

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  28. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Get Off My South Lawn

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  29. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +1

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Koch Is It!

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  30. Jon Wilson  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 0

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Because Obama Isn’t White

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  31. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +11

    Romney / Ryan 2012: Yes, This IS Racist.

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  32. KajusX & Chainsaws  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +1

    Romney/Ryan 2012: How Does 10,000 Bucks Sound?

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  33. badideajeans  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 0

    Romney / Ryan #2012: Mayans Are Mexicans

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  34. Jeb  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 +3

    Romney/Ryan: Imagine if America was the Jeff Dunham Show

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  35. capt clown  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 0

    Romney/Ryan 2012: Magic Underwear + WienerMobile = WHITE WHITE WHITE

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  36. Lakonislate  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2012 0

    Mister White and Pinkman.

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  37. futurenicole  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2012 +1

    Romney/Ryan 2012: The Guiding White.

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  38. futurenicole  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2012 +1

    The Lucky One (Percenters)
    The Power of One (Percenters)
    One Per(s)cent of a Woman — sorry I know that doesn’t make sense but it happened in my head and I laughed and I had to do it.

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  39. futurenicole  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2012 +2

    (No more) (Men in) Black

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  40. Alex Mark Goodwin  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2012 +2

    Romney/Ryan 2012 – Because you can’t spell Romney without MONEY.

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