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BREAKING: Ryan Gosling does not want to impregnate any woman unless he is married to her. But Eva Mendes doesn’t believe in marriage! HOW WILL THIS STORY END?!?
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I’m guessing either she’s gonna poke holes in the condoms, or else he’s gonna poke holes in her argument against marriage. Either way, somebody’s poking some holes!
Immaculate conception.
Hopefully thisismynightmare and the narrator believe in polygamy
With him marrying me in a plural marriage along with Ryan Lochte and Jon Hamm.
Huh. This is the first time my RyGos baby marriage searches brought me back here. Worlds be colliding.
Lot of Polyamory talk here today
Let’s all get freaky this Friday
this is like looking the who let the dogs out mitt romney video in a mirror
“A mexican standoff!” — Quentin Tarantino
“Eva Mendes is a ghost” -M. Night Shyamalan
They find an arbitrary solution and everyone is happier than ever” -Mark Wahlberg
“Ryan Gosling kills himself with a hammer” -Darren Aronofsky
“Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes realize the absurdity of celebrity and go mad. Eva clings to stuffed animal she names ‘Ryan Jr’ and Ryan Gosling goes to live with the Mexican Raramuri, where he causes more harm than good.” -Werner Herzog
“Can I marry Uma Thurman’s feet” – Quentin Tarantino
“Marriage is getting face stomped in an elevator” Nicolas Winding Refn
”who are these people ?” – David Cronenberg
Preach
Kelly! Look! Look who it is! Keeeeeeellllllly!
Ha, this is perfect. Benedict Cumberbatch and Ryan Gosling should found the “Society for Hollywood Actors Who Don’t Want to Knock Up Just Any Old Woman.”
I’m guessing some really, really, ridiculously good looking babies end up not being born.
They become our generation’s Brangelina.
I wonder how many people type these words into their google search every day. seriously. that is some really good SEO keywording that is also very very funny. great work, kelly!