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Ok, so I know that this is Thursday during the day and not Tuesday at the end of the day, and I know this is a video and not a still image, but sometimes you just have to break a few rules and LIVE A LITTLE! Like this kid! Who is now a grownup lawyer and gay rights activist! It’s time to throw off your jacket, reveal your custom-made Madonna dress shirt, bust out some sweet moves, and caption this video however you see fit. One other thing I will say about this video is that it makes me so mad that I could not and will never have a Bar Mitzvah/Bat Mitzvah. I guess the equivalent would’ve been my “Sweet 16″ birthday, and do you want to know what I did for my 16th birthday? Watched a VHS of Memento in my basement with two friends. And I DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT MOVIE! This guy really did it right. Great job. Great job to everyone involved.
Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Let your captions move to the music! Right! Hey hey hey! Ahhhhh! (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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Boys becoming men, men becoming gay.
Boyz II Boissss
Congrats, Kid! You’re now officially cooler than Madonna.
This Kabbalah thing runs deep, huh?
I cannot tell you how many emails I’ve gotten today telling me this would be me if I were Jewish! I can honestly tell you it wouldn’t have been because I am a much worse dancer if you can believe it.
“I absolutely loathe Bar Mitzvahs” – Madonna
Adam Sandler, Rob Morrow
Stiller and Lisa Kudrow
Ally Sheedy, Tori Spelling
My drunk uncle won’t stop yelling.
I actually thought this was for The Hannukah Song at first. There are too many songs about Jews!
I read it to “We didn’t start the fire”
Embarassing fact: While I do not necessarily know the correct words to that song, I DO know every word that I mumble when I am singing along.
8/16/12, the day FLW Rob Morrowed us.
“it just seems so…reductive.”
It gets better. But it doesn’t get better than this.
Stop burying the lede Kelly, you didn’t like Memento?
She couldn’t follow the plot.
Spotted. 20 years later.
spotted. 40 years later.
Spotted 80 years later:
Can boys have bat mitzvahs? This kid to his parents at some point
This is soooo true. +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Surprised he’d dance to a song written by a Material Goyl
his mother is still wondering when he’s going to meet a nice girl and settle down.
that boy is meshugganah. plus, a pocket on a dress shirt?
Obviously a dress shirt having a pocket is super crazy, but a giant Madonna head airbrushed on the back is totally normal.
i am glad we agree.
Would’ve been so much sexier if his mom had let him wear the cone bra that he stayed up all night making.
You guys, I think he’s lip syncing.
I love how he’s having a serious shirt-off with his nerdy little assistant. And let’s all take a moment and thank this kid’s awesome parents because, really, this couldn’t have happened without their nurturing and support.
“Who’s That Goy?”
♫ Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, spooky scary. Boys turn to men, Men turn to wolves ♫