Wow. I’ll be honest with you — sometimes these top ten animal video lists don’t turn out as great as one would hope. Sometimes what the Internet has to offer in the way of animal videos does not really meet your expectations, no matter how long you search. But then some other times, like today, the Internet really just blows it out of the water with how good all the animal videos are that it’s offering. My goodness! I don’t want to spoil anything, so I won’t say much, but trust me that you are going to enjoy these videos, ESPECIALLY the number one video. This dark, rainy Wednesday (rainy for me, I have no idea how the weather is for you) (I hope it’s nice!) (just kidding, if I have to have rainy hot weather I hope WE ALL DO!) just got a whole lot brighter. So let’s get on with it, huh? BUSDRIVER! SHOW! THE! VIDEOS!

10. Cat Chases Bear Up Tree

9. Dog Moves Ears

8. Kitten Loves Milk

7. Wonderful Dolphin Video

6. Puppies Would Like Some Water In This Pool, Please

5. Surfing Cat Escapes Dog

4. Orphaned Spotted Lamb Adopted By Dalmatian Dog

3. Marching Geese

2. Teddy The Asshole Cat

1. Baby Elephant Runs And Farts

A baby elephant running and farting. It’s a difficult time in a person’s life when they watch a video of a baby elephant running and farting and they think, “haha, oh that is definitely top 5 at least,” and then they realize that their job is to rank a video of a baby elephant running and farting on a blog while they sit in their hot bedroom wearing what could be construed as pajamas. Difficult, but not the worst! CONGRATS ELEPHANT! And congrats asshole cat. You’re great. And congrats everyone else. A wonderful group today. Truly wonderful.

Comments (29)
  1. teddy the asshole cat is my boyfriend. i love him.

  2. UH. okay. anytime I see anything the slightest bit animal-related on the computer I run over to wherever my dogs are laying around and give them great big hugs and say, “I just saw animals on the internet and I just want you to know that I love you, and I’m telling you because the videos on the computer made me think about you and I just remembered that I seriously love you,” so I just wanted everyone to know that I just did that just now after I watched some of these videos, and that I’m unemployed. hi.

  3. #10 was a weird Ted outtake

  4. That cat who chased the bear up to tree was robbed.

  5. That asshole cat is adorable. But that’s how all cats are. Great job, cat. Be Yourself! knock shit over! Yawn about it! The world bores you!

    • Not all cats are assholes! My cat, Catticus Maximus king of the night and iron-fisted ruler of the underworld, is very gentlemanly and affectionate. We think it’s because he’s so fucking ugly that he’s spent the 200 or so years before finding us completely without affection. He’s an arthritic old panther with bony jowels who snores and farts in his sleep and grumbles all the time, but he will drop everything for a good head scratch and I’m fully confident that if anyone ever tried to break in he would take them down with a righteous fury.

      • Your love for your cat is overwhelming and beautiful. Also Catticus Maximus is a killer name.

        • When he first started showing up as a stray we figured he was the first cat ever created because he’s huuuuge and ancient and covered in scars. First time I saw him his head was buried in my garbage and I thought he was a black lab puppy. We made up a story one night that he used to fight gladiators in Roman times, and from there Catticus Maximus was the obvious choice.

      • I love cat stories! I too have a non-asshole cat who loves to spend her days getting chin scratches. When she is not getting those, she tends to lie on her back with all of her bits on display. It is very obscene.

        My asshole cat also loves getting petted and cuddled, but I think she is just using affection to hide her true asshole nature.

  6. CABBAGE DOG WAS ROBBED

  7. My tiny cat is totally an asshole cat, pulling that move at five in the morning every day. Rings, ibuprofen, deodorant, pens. She will use any item on any counter to make her presence known.

  8. “Dog Moves Ears” is kind of peculiar. Am I to believe that a hand is not moving them for him? Well I’ll let it slide as I love it when cameras zoom up to the nose of a dog and you can still see his face but his nose is all huge and his face is like “What are you looking at?”

  9. Animal story: There was just a small bunny in the front yard eating the bushes. In broad daylight. And he didn’t run away from the nieghbor and me. He must be someone’s pet, and I’m not sure what to do…. :’(

    • How big? We used to have wild bunnies in my yard at my parents’ old house. They just didn’t care. AT ALL. Especially when they were in tiny baby bunnies. We were worried they were rabid, but nope. Just didn’t care. They used to eat my parents’ vegetables and it drove my dad nuts. And my childhood lab totally ignored them or would turn his head to look at something else if they hopped by. I thought it was super cute, but the loss of tomatoes and lettuce made my dad think the cuteness was a con.

      Does it look wild or… I have no idea how to tell if a bunny looks wild. Is he wearing a top hat and holding a cane? Because then you know he is a magician! (Not an assistant to a magician but a magician in his — or her — own right.)

      • We have a lot of rabbits around out here, but they tend to come out only at night and they run away from us. The neighbor said this little guy came right up on his porch and ate lettuce out of his hand. He does have the longer ears, and there’s a cut under his left ear. We’re afraid he’s being hunted by a local cat.

    • Crush a small child’s dream and send it to me. :3

    • How are his ears? Wild ones tend to have longer ears than domestic. If you’re really worried about him being someone’s pet you can bring him inside and put up lost bunny posters. Bunnies are super easy to litter train, but hate being picked up so bring a towel to wrap him in as it makes them feel less stressed out and rabbits can actually panic themselves to death.

      • If I see him again, that will be my plan. Though he does have the longer ears. He just doesn’t behave like the wild bunnies around here. I think he may have been an Easter pet that escaped or was abandoned. Poor little thing.

      • Wild rabbits and hares are usually tawny colored (to blend in with grass). We have wild rabbits and they rarely run from people. Sometimes they won’t even run from dogs (if the dogs are far enough away). My older dog and the bunnies in our yard came to a gentle agreement. (Don’t get too close and we won’t have problems.) The only thing that seems to get them really going are hawks.

        Your best bet is to leave it be. Google image search wild bunnies and hares, so you can see what they look like.

  10. This marks Videogum’s third bi-annual goose parade!

    http://videogum.com/329891/this-is-just-a-good-goose-parade/news/

    http://videogum.com/415452/the-petting-zoo-the-weeks-top-10-animal-videos-9/petting-zoo/

    I said earlier Videogum understands me and that just remains truer than ever.

  11. You know what’s great about domesticated animals? The fact that they clearly have no idea what the hell it is that we’re doing. If Cthullhu gave walkies and treats, he’d be us.

  12. I actually said “bless him” out loud to that kitten with the milk bottle, because I am morphing into my grandma or something.

  13. The lamb and her Dalmummy are adorable. Bonus spotted rabbit (or cat?) at 1:09.

    Videos of kittens drinking from milk bottles have only recently been introduced into my life but I love each one I see. When they prop them up with their back feet squeeee.

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