For some reason, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are going to be playing drug dealers on an episode of CSI: NY, and here is a scene where they demonstrate their hardcore drug dealerness. It’s called “acting”:
Remember when Diddy played a lawyer on CSI: Miami? This looks not as good as that.





























Pete Wentz always reminds me of the Cheshire cat from Wonderland. Smarmy bastard.
Ashlee Simpson knows 80,000 when she sees it. Like the time 80,000 people booed her at the Orange Bowl.
Oohhh…BURN!
“The only mistake is you opening your mouth” is the understatement of the century.
1. why would they play a drug dealing couple? why not start with seperate cameos, for crying out loud?
2. are all drug deals conducted with ominous, melodramatic music playing over them? thanks.
In addition, do all drug deals involve one guy making a loud whistle noise which sets a whole team of people into action?
from my time on the streetz (we spelled it with a “z”) I can assure you that when we did deals in dark warehouses, we always made sure to position the table under the one spotlight. Its just common sense.
I couldn’t help but think whether Ashlee can snort more or less cocaine with that nose job. hmmm….
I hope Pete gets his buddy Chester into some real-life blow. I’m imagining a comedic spinning bow tie every time he emerges from a bathroom stall at Angels & Kings
The couple that snorts coke in real life together, snorts coke on TV together.
CSI: NY has got really rubbish, why are they having these silly cameos? It?s just annoying and awful to watch. Although Pete usually looks like he needs a drug rehab so that kind of works, but he doesn?t react at all when the gun is pulled out.